1. The deepest part of the rectum, beyond Zones 1 and 2.
2. A circle of drab towns on the periphery of London, notably Watford, Croydon and Slough; also Wembley, Stevenage, Harlow, Basildon, Thamesmead, Crawley, Slough and Hemel Hemstead.
Zone 2 takes in places like Harlesden, Romford, Woolwich, Lewisham and Brixton.
Zone 1 consists of gentrified, boho and hipster areas such as Hampstead, Highgate, Dalston, Hoxton, Islington, Greenwich, Fitzrovia, Soho, Kensington, Notting Hill, Richmond, Chiswick, Kingston upon Thames, and Ealing.
Belgravia and Mayfair are off the map.
2. A circle of drab towns on the periphery of London, notably Watford, Croydon and Slough; also Wembley, Stevenage, Harlow, Basildon, Thamesmead, Crawley, Slough and Hemel Hemstead.
Zone 2 takes in places like Harlesden, Romford, Woolwich, Lewisham and Brixton.
Zone 1 consists of gentrified, boho and hipster areas such as Hampstead, Highgate, Dalston, Hoxton, Islington, Greenwich, Fitzrovia, Soho, Kensington, Notting Hill, Richmond, Chiswick, Kingston upon Thames, and Ealing.
Belgravia and Mayfair are off the map.
Definition 1: "I lubed up the dildo and bang: straight into Deep Shit Nine.
Definition 2: "How about we give Dalson a miss and take an Uber to Deep Shit Nine?
Definition 2: "How about we give Dalson a miss and take an Uber to Deep Shit Nine?
by Jack Jazz 1 June 9, 2018
Get the Deep Shit Ninemug. When you recently recover from rocket thrusting diarrhea, barely having your asshole intact (almost needing rectal replacement therapy), acting like it wasn't that big of a deal in the first place.. Very common to incorrectly use this phrase to describe a mild drinking session but exaggerating it like was the most you've drank in your life.
Romero: You trying to go out tn?
Dominic: Hell yes! I was off the shits last night.. Let's do it again. I'll be oFf tHe sHiTs AgAiN
Dominic: Hell yes! I was off the shits last night.. Let's do it again. I'll be oFf tHe sHiTs AgAiN
by ViolinistMikeHunt September 5, 2023
Get the Off the shitsmug. by stop playing pokemon 4 SHINY August 7, 2025
Get the Waleed shitmug. by A old sexy pedo November 30, 2020
Get the Shit fountainmug. This is a alternative word for nigga or nigger, Like you can use this when you see a white police officer pull over a black guy
by JosephIsANigger September 4, 2023
Get the Ape Shitmug. 
