sometimes when i am talking to you (it's feels like you don't wanna talk to me and i am just pushing the talk )
by aniket._.5769 February 21, 2024
Get the sometimes when i am talking to you (it's feels like you don't wanna talk to me and i am just pushing the talk )mug. Nope. That's why I use YOU (as an abstraction and in aggregate). I know you're practically a bald cripple so I'll explain it to you. YOU as "an abstraction" means "As an idea that represents someone who thinks what you purport to think" and "in aggregate" YOU" as a part of a group". You follow? Because it's unlikely that you're the only one who thinks what you think. I don't purport to know you at an interpersonal level. That's why I use "You as an abstraction and in aggregate" It's implicit (or impliket as Jordan likes to say) in the explanation.
Bald cripple "I don't care motherfucker"
Hym "I know! I don't care that you don't care! Since you like to remind me of the shit I said: Remember how I said that the age difference between you and your wife is the same as the difference between me and you daughter and that if I'm a pedo than so are you? That's hilarious! They got to be getting up there in age by now, huh? You think their boyfriends are going to do the thing? "I AM HYM!!!!" Right? Did they already do it? Are the hammer clowns going to come for them? I hope not. I would hate for that to happen."
Bald cripple "Now you know how the retard feels."
Bald cripple "I don't care motherfucker"
Hym "I know! I don't care that you don't care! Since you like to remind me of the shit I said: Remember how I said that the age difference between you and your wife is the same as the difference between me and you daughter and that if I'm a pedo than so are you? That's hilarious! They got to be getting up there in age by now, huh? You think their boyfriends are going to do the thing? "I AM HYM!!!!" Right? Did they already do it? Are the hammer clowns going to come for them? I hope not. I would hate for that to happen."
Bald cripple "Now you know how the retard feels."
Hym "No. I don't. Because I didn't fuck Kendra M- Wait... Do you already know who she is? Does everyone? Should I say it? Nah... I won't say it... Heheheheheh... Somebody mentioned something about a contractual obligation to not mention me. It figures Youtube is owned by a woman. Hey, remember when you cried like a bitch after someone made that Nigger-guy compilation? Because you though you were going to loses everything? What do you think is going to happen to you if the half of the country that hates you decides to use this against you? How inextricably linked are we? You should seriously think about doing some of my jokes in your next set. Everybody who does it seems to kill with it and get positive coverage because I'm an objectively better comedian then you and a genius and a quasi-deity. Isn't that wild? That I can just be that must better than you in spite of all you hard work? Rendered completely meaningless. Just like a whore fucking a retard instead of you. All that hard work down the drain... Oh well I guess. Hey, give me a sign when they do the thing I need to make sure my minions are 'on it'. You know? Kay I love you buhbye!"
by Hym Iam March 12, 2023
Get the Youmug. by 11101001010111 May 22, 2019
Get the You smell baddermug. by Roofy April 2, 2003
Get the Samosa on youmug. by Researcher135 July 20, 2017
Get the have you some popcornmug. by DOGHOTBUNCROSS March 18, 2023
Get the DUNNO YOU PICKmug. Term used by r/namesoundalikes redditors to describe OP When they don't see the funny red circle that Describes a Certain Soundalike...
... Also, isn't that sub filled to the brim with Porn and Hawk Tuah? Why am I writing this?
... Also, isn't that sub filled to the brim with Porn and Hawk Tuah? Why am I writing this?
by TaylorDev_Official January 2, 2025
Get the YOU FUCKING EYEBROWmug.