Wet mattress

Another word for dead hooker

Adj: deceased prostitute

"Hey ill be there soon, I gotta get rid of this wet mattress."

by Illegal amigo August 20, 2013

a wet one

A wet one : ( adjective )

When a multi-orgasmic man finally has a wet ejaculation, after having had 1 or more dry orgasms before.

Example : After you make me dry orgasm baby with your lips, please ride me and let me have a wet one inside of you .

by marmotte1 January 15, 2018

Wet dump

A wet dump is when ejeculate drips from a woman's vagina in one great blob onto the clothing of her partner, or other nearby party (sleeping or awake).

"Oh shit, that girl you had last night did a wet dump on my shirt, gross".

by Cumchugger June 9, 2017

young wet

A young, attractive woman.

Yo check out them young wets over there man! They're young and wet just how I like em.

by mike dougherty June 5, 2016

Wet Weapon

Any one who drinks jaeger Bombs. Drink of the gods that can infact turn you into a god like figure - You can, after enough Jaeger take on the world.

Alt. When your penis becomes useless like a wet weekend after overcooking it on the Jaeger.

Look at that Arik He's a wet weapon after drinking those Jaegers - Someones gona get it tonight.

by Arik Of Arnold January 12, 2012

Wet Napping

Wet Napping is folding one or two pieces of toilet paper neatly placing it between your butt cheeks nearest to your butt hole, or in a woman's case between her legs nearest to her vagina or both, wearing it all day, removing it and placing it back in when done urinating or defecating. Then placing the toilet paper and a plastic bag for another the enjoyment, purchase.

I need some extra money this week, I'm thinking of wet napping and selling it on Craigslist.

by Chaostheroy23 March 13, 2019

Wet fruit

Good wet pussy.

Yo she had some good ass wet fruit.

by Ball master March 12, 2017