Don't float your own boat

Someone who gives themselves a compliment, often cocky.
Eric: "I am the best at hockey"
Ann: "Don't float your own boat"
by amkooks February 09, 2012
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You don't even look Italian!

A diss used by the jersey shore meant to be a really bad insult. Because Jersey Shore people always try to think that they are Italian.
You are so bad at fist pumping, get a freaking life.

Shut up. You don't even look Italian!
by massieistheBLOCK January 18, 2011
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Don't Funk On Dat Nasty Dunk

telling someone not to go out or tap a nasty ass ho

a phrase used previously on quizilla.com at the top of the page
by Endrance88 November 24, 2009
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The world's oldest copout. Obviously this term was coined by someone who had just wronged someone and feared their wrath.
I know I just punched you in the face for no reason even though you were minding your own business, but don't hit me back because two wrongs don't make a right bro.
by MarcusDude September 01, 2012
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Don't tell me what to do!

"Don't tell me what to do!" Cries out the stereotypical teenager at his parents.
"You dumb fuck!" says his father "You just told ME what to do, You fucking hypocrite!"

Runs after him with a blade and cuts him up to little pieces.
Arrr! Murder, yeah!
by philosophicallydisturbed October 08, 2009
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I Don't Eat Ass Face

Defined by the comedian Kevin Hart, he explains how a situation is broken up when your partner accidentally slips into the conversation about your personal life and says that you eat her ass amongst other people. thus giving you the "I Don't Eat Ass Face
Terry: Fuck You!

sue: No fuck You Terry! I least I don't eat ass!
Terry: sits there with a "I Don't Eat Ass Face"
by BigBrownSmoothie May 19, 2011
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Used when telling someone you obviously dont give a shit.

Used to make a slightly rude comment, sound slightly humeruos.

-RayWilliam Johnson
"I honestly don't think she's into you at all."

"Honey Badger Don't Give a Shit!"
by kylekct September 13, 2011
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