The ugliest name/dude to ever touch foot on this planet. If this is ur name u get absolutely no play at all especially after ur girlfriend dumped ur lazy pathetic ass. U go out every night and ur only mission is to get some box and u fail time after time again, terribly. If ur name is Matt mort 😂😂 u piss ur pants after a rough night out. Parents, don’t name ur kid this if u love them.
Guy 1 : u know Matt Mort?
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.
by Not Matt mort February 25, 2025
a beautiful boy with a pig nose and pretty brown eyes with golden and black streaks but makes u fall inlove w him and falls inlove back then he has severe anger issues if u don’t like even a song he likes hell block u and wont let u be happy with anyone else and hell make u wanna blow ur brains out and go for ur frieds but love him
by bluefarts7220 April 03, 2023
A self centered piece of shit , he is the biggest pussy you will meet , also very smart with no altheticism ... he gets no pussy because he’s not the best looking but is a good guy over all also has a problem with smoking.
Matt blow is such a piece of shit.
by Mo Bamba December 14, 2018
The absolute coolest guy around. Can’t believe how awesome he is. Father of Mace. Lover of Reba. Probably great to hug.
by Mbt79 December 03, 2021
poggers. an absolute unit.
by hottestgirl445 January 01, 2021
tiny pecker aka pecker uses xxxxxxxs condoms pees on his own balls when urinating and cant even jerk off or get his penis sucked
by dudewithabigpenis March 28, 2019
by imcool1111 October 08, 2023