"Billy was such a short wagon today because he quit cleaning his room just when he was almost finished."
"This short wagon of a car broke down just when I needed to get to work !"
"This short wagon of a car broke down just when I needed to get to work !"
by Mightymikemd September 25, 2015
Next to being infamous for telling transparent tall tales about video games and his severely stunted short stature, Tiny Todd "Homunculus" Howard is rightfully looked down upon for his dwarflike greed, compulsive Napoleon complex-driven need to micromanage everything going on around but mostly above him and especially for his manletism-induced small-mindedness and short fuse. A fact that is hilariously evidenced by the numerous paintings found in Fallout 4 depicting Tiny Todd "Human Growth Hormone" Howard as the microscopic Little Napoleon that he obviously is. It is rumored that even simple questions and requests, such as: "Are you Todd Howard's son? Where's your daddy, little boy?", "Are you the midget prostitute I ordered? You seem a little short..." or "Give me a high five!" can trigger Todd "Manlet Rage" Howard into throwing a Bagel Boss Manlet level hissy fit. Manlets, when will they learn?
Manmore 1: Do you think that the inclusion of the dwarfed rageaholic jester manlet Cicero in Skyrim was an allusion to Todd Howard's short fuse? Manmore 2: Absolutely! That's as sure as short people got no reason - I would bet all of Todd Howard's high heels on that!
by ManletDepreciator September 24, 2024
by CrAckerasswhitebread January 05, 2018
Cms shorts is a knockoff "cms shorties" they are the group of kids who think they have clout but are really just wannnabes
by curtismiddleschool December 07, 2019
Much like Air Force One, any vehicle that President Donald Trump boards officially become Short Bus One.
"This is agent five. The Orange Tard is aboard Short Bus One. We are on our way to McDonald's. Over."
by crjoker April 07, 2025
Short gingers are often bullied and are seen as less worthy people while they are actually the higher intelligent hair color, but those who are not ginger cannot realize the facts.
i would even recommend staying away from short gingers because they could easly f"ck you up and your friends.
And some scientist have even newly discoverd that short ginger can have superhuman streangth!
i would even recommend staying away from short gingers because they could easly f"ck you up and your friends.
And some scientist have even newly discoverd that short ginger can have superhuman streangth!
-You see that short ginger
- yeah?
-I could easly outsmart and beat him up
-oh no bro do not do that i have heard they have superhuman streangth!
- yeah?
-I could easly outsmart and beat him up
-oh no bro do not do that i have heard they have superhuman streangth!
by lillgurra_aka_shortginger November 25, 2022
ok so basically a bunch of animals get on a boat and we learn a lesson about God and Christianity :D
"Let's see Noah's Ark - The Short Version."
by theworldofurbanwords December 07, 2024