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fuck-stick 

The contemporary version of "Fuck-Shtick"

N: Slang term for moron.

V: To deliver sexual intercourse with a particluar degree of talent. male

fucked, fuck·ing, fucks +
shtick also schtick or shtik

Interesting because of the vast differnce between the noun and verb in focus of abuse to complement.
N: "..Quit being a fuck-stick or i'll smash you in the nuts..."

V: "..as she was endued with a particular sense-of-cock, he was equally gifted with fuck-stick..."
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I'd stick it in her butt 

What you say when a really hot chick walks by and you get a boner so hard it hurts.
Johnny-"Damn dude look at her!"
Bob-"I know I'd stick it in her butt!"

White Stick 

An english slang word used to describe a blind man.
"Aww this guy at the airport said I was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen."
"Did he have a white stick?"

Or:

"That DJ is really cute."
"You MUST have a white stick."
White Stick by CThomas January 13, 2008

get stick bugged lol 

when you get stick bugged your dick falls into your anus
boy 1-hey dagger dick get stick bugged lol
dagger dick-damn its in my anus

on a stick 

often used to exaggerate the previous action or state of being. kind of like "uber".
Man, that was coolness on a stick!
i love ice cream, ice cream: on a stick!
on a stick by jen July 6, 2004

Italian Walking Stick 

A phenomenal sub sandwich served at Ravinia Festval in Highland Park, Illinois. It consists of two *fresh* pieces of hardy white bread. Contained between the two slices lies a cornucopia of all things good in the world; Lettuce, tomato, salami, vibrantly coloured peppers, and of course a dash of black pepper to complete the sandwich of the gods. A gift from The Heavens, the Italian Walking Stick is clearly the epitome of 21st century dining, and should be enjoyed by people around the globe. Praise the almighty sub. hurrah.
Stanley: Miranda, please help me identify that beautiful gift of nature which you will soon proceed to ingest?

Miranda: Oh! Why, it is an Italian Walking Stick Sandwich! Although my friend, Marcus, claims that it is a horrible sandwich, I enjoy it very much! Yum!
Italian Walking Stick by spon426 October 4, 2010

Swizzle Stick 

the sneaky act of stirring a friends drink by dipping your penis into the glass and stirring whilst their drink is unattended and then proceeding to watch them consume the tainted the beverage
when Tom swizzle sticked Kane's beverare, he had no idea he was drinking a beverage tainted with penis
Swizzle Stick by swizzlicious April 1, 2011