Plant

Very funny with the ad. But YES Alex. Your video about Wes Huff IS more akin to what I did to Jordan Peterson and what you (collectively) are doing and if Jordan Peterson had done what you just did he wouldn't be crying like a bitch every day and I wouldn't be dying of brain fluid.

Hym "Which is BY DESIGN, by the way. That is the entire purpose of what he is doing now. THAT is more like what I did than what he is doing now and what he is doing now is intended to mirror what I did and does not. And do you want to know the difference? Do you want to know the difference between belief and non-belief? I was explaining myself and he is just repeating the things I say and miming my style. And is the problem with him. He doesn't understand the difference between things. You're still a plant but you're correct! That's probably what he should have done."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2025

plankton army

The BEST army to ever step foot on this planet. Unbeatable. It is also said that people who join the plankton army are said to have +1000 aura points. This HAS been scientifically proven.

"Man that person is so cool, they MUST be part of the plankton army."

by not_plankton January 11, 2025

plantationism

the act of having sexual intercourse with a fruit or vegetable

“yea our homie connor is really into plantationism, i think we have to drop him”

by EliteMrShrek January 28, 2025

Plantation Khaleesi

is an alias of Blake Lively (a.k.a. Snake Lively a.k.a Fake Lively).
Lively refers to herself as Khaleesi and Crying Reynolds and Taylor Swift as her dragons.
Plantation Khaleesi married the narcissist and psychotic Reynolds in a slave plantation.

Plantation Khaleesi is a bully, a narcissist and a nepo baby.

by colonheaver February 6, 2025

Plant Consciousness

The most speculative and hotly contested concept—the idea that plants might possess some form of subjective experience or sentience. This is not the scientific mainstream, but is explored in philosophy and some fringe science. It asks: If consciousness is an emergent property of complex information processing, could a neural-like network of vascular and chemical signaling give rise to a slow, green form of awareness? There's no empirical evidence for it as we understand consciousness, but it challenges our assumptions about which life can "feel."

Example: "After his meditation retreat, Chad claimed to have achieved unity with plant consciousness. 'They're always singing,' he said, 'a slow, chemical song of light and soil.' The botanist next to him replied, 'That's called photosynthesis and osmosis, Chad. And your foot is on the rosemary.'" Plant Consciousness

by Abzugal January 30, 2026

Plant Intelligence

The more provocative interpretation of plant capabilities, suggesting that the complex adaptive behaviors observed—resource allocation, problem-solving in root networks, and anticipatory responses—constitute a form of distributed intelligence. Proponents argue we need to expand our definition of intelligence beyond the animal nervous system model. Critics say it's anthropomorphism of clever biochemical feedback loops. The debate is less about if plants are smart like humans, and more about whether "intelligence" is a broader phenomenon in living systems.

Example: "The gardener lectured me about plant intelligence: 'The ivy isn't just growing; it's solving a spatial puzzle to find the best sunlight, and the tomatoes are chemically negotiating with the soil bacteria for nutrients. You're not tending a garden; you're presiding over a silent, photosynthetic board meeting.'"

by Abzugal January 30, 2026

Plant Cognition

The controversial but growing field of study examining the sophisticated information-processing capabilities of plants, without necessarily attributing "thought" or consciousness. This involves observing how plants integrate sensory data (light, gravity, chemicals, touch), make "decisions" (like where to grow roots based on resource competition), exhibit memory (priming defenses after an initial attack), and communicate danger via chemical signals. It's the study of a form of intelligence that operates without a central brain, on a dramatically different timescale.

Example: "The study on plant cognition showed the Mimosa pudica could 'learn' that a repeated harmless drop wasn't a threat, and stopped curling its leaves. It remembered this for weeks. My basil plant, however, shows no cognitive ability when it comes to remembering I haven't watered it in two weeks."

by Abzugal January 30, 2026