Penis Puffing

A term for a cheap-shot in the world of wrestling, penis puffing occurs when one wrestler provides a powerful blow to the crotch of an opponent, and the impact causes swelling of the genitalia.

Fan 1: "Did you see Justin's match last night? Some guy was penis puffing him the whole round."

Fan 2: "Yeah, he must have one hell of a sore mutten dagger today."

by SwedishHotpocket January 13, 2009

Penis Reaper

A girl with braces who performs falatio.

Jens is a Penis Reaper.

by Fig Newton September 8, 2006

penis muncher

Any living thing with a mouth that munches on penis.

"Man Kelly sure is a penis muncher! Look at the way shes munching on Josh's dick!"

by kelsey :) October 13, 2008

Penis Christ

When chicks can't get enough of your penis and worship it.

Girl: I found Penis Christ. He's in Eugene's pants.

by Roughsex August 18, 2015

penis brittle

dried cum on your dick after youve spanked it and had to put it away quick cause your grandparents are on their way back.

man that guys got some thick penis brittle

by moo mmo April 30, 2003

PENIS FUNERAL

A wedding, this is where men lose the use of there penis for the rest of there lives thus a funeral.

Wow I heard John is get married are you gonna go to his penis funeral??

by Evil Greg June 12, 2006

Penis Sniffer

A person who sniffs the penis of his/her significant other for fidelity verification.

**This is a "red flag" for lack of trust in a relationshp.

1. Maria tired of always asking Joe where he'd been every time he came home late. She became a "penis sniffer" to confirm her suspicions that Joe was cheating on her. (She also suspected that it Veronica from the accounting department, but first thing first.)

by nycapbarista February 28, 2009