monkey dump

The act of pooping while in a tree.

I was at the park when some fucker took a monkey dump on me.

I was climbing a tree and had to take a raging shit; so i took a monkey dump on a baby below me.

by PENISBULB November 10, 2008

monkey thump

loud, annoying rap music

I don't go to that club, all they play is that monkey thump

by The CornRoller October 8, 2008

hairy monkey

When a girl has an extremely hairy vagina

Brandon: dude when Crystal pulled her pants down last night i saw her hairy monkey!

by cookiemonster2222 May 25, 2014

street monkey's

this word is a slang word for people both men and women and teenagers who do the sport know as parkour. parkour originated in france and is now done all over world.

friend: man did you see those guys doing flips over that wall!
me: yea they are street monkey's

by parkour teen July 18, 2011

monkey's knee

a particularly scabby minge

"that Jordan has a fanny like a monkey's knee"

by frank pubes December 30, 2004

proboscis monkey

A fugly monkey with a huge ass nose and is usually obese. It makes a screwed up honking sound. See fugly.

teh proboscis monkey go teh HONKHONKHONK0rz!11!!11 LOLOLOL!!!!

by GreyJinjo December 19, 2003

grass monkey

A marijuana addict, a stoner, a pothead. "Grass" is a well-known term for marijuana.

Curious George always wondered what the Man in the Yellow Hat has been smoking lately that smelled so good. And so George then sneaked into a weed cabinet which the Man in the Yellow Hat has left unattended, grabbed a few J's and a lighter and then started enjoying himself. He could not stop afterwards. What a grass monkey he now is!

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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.

by Mark H October 2, 2005