If you’ve ever dated a Matt you’re probably entitled to some kind of compensation. World class manipulators. Often found with Kyle or Chad.
Girl 1: yeah so my ex stole my dog and took all my money
Girl 2: let me guess, he was called Matt?
Girl 1: OMG it happened to you too?
Girl 2: let me guess, he was called Matt?
Girl 1: OMG it happened to you too?
by We revolt at dawn November 22, 2021
Get the Mattmug. by WoW clean man madafaka alta November 23, 2021
Get the Mattesmug. by omgisuck January 16, 2022
Get the Mattmug. by Mishima November 23, 2021
Get the Mattesmug. known for dressing as a woman and hosting prosbies. one time he vomited next to brendans bed...and gaby's jacket. but its ok, we swear by him.
by lovetomatthandle November 7, 2009
Get the matt handlemug. Matt-oan is absolutely 🧢. He's LYIN to himself when he says he is not. He knows that Chanel is the GOAT. Matt also says people with a name like Chanel cap cause he doesn't want to admit he lost the UNO GAME FFS!!
Chanel: The amount of 🧢 rn!!
Matt-oan: I SMELL CAP! EVERYWHERE IS 🧢 YOU ARE MADE OUT OF CAP! YOU'RE WHOLE BODY IS CAP
Chanel: I am the GOAT.
(see? denial.)
Matt-oan: I SMELL CAP! EVERYWHERE IS 🧢 YOU ARE MADE OUT OF CAP! YOU'RE WHOLE BODY IS CAP
Chanel: I am the GOAT.
(see? denial.)
by Whatugondo October 18, 2020
Get the Matt-oanmug. 