i want you to fuck me Jerry 

what are you fucking gay

i want you to fuck me Jerry. FUCK ME

i want you to fuck me Jerry by what are you fucking gay September 23, 2017

I’m bored 

So am I and everyone that searches this

Immmmmmmm booooooooooooreeed really I’m bored

I’m bored by CantThinkOfUserName September 20, 2018

I’m not crying, you’re crying 

When something is so heartwarming you cry but you don’t want to admit you’re crying so you tell other people they’re crying to deflect your emotions.

*Posts photo of two puppies cuddling.*

Captions photo - “I’m not crying, you’re crying.”

I’m not crying, you’re crying by Azalee April 29, 2019

I think we should see other people 

A break up phrase very commonly used to get out of the relationship. However it has double meaning

I think we should see other people = HaHa! I already am.

I think we should see other people by Ephermeris August 30, 2005

i feel like pablo 

Similar to saying "I am a God" or "I feel like a God", coined by Kanye West in his lyrics from No More Parties in LA. It's essentially a feeling of self aware greatness.

Friend One: Bro, how have you been?
Friend Two: I feel like Pablo, dude
Friend One: I dig that, you're doing big things

i feel like pablo by Anonymous5433221 September 1, 2016

I had one but it died 

An expression one uses when one is insulting/spreading gossip about someone, and the given person walks into the room.

Yeah man Kerren is the biggest fucking whore to ever grace...Kerren walks in
Yeah so actually, I had one, but it died.

I had one but it died by Chap_Melf May 7, 2004

i-whore 

person who buys anything that falls out of Steve Jobs ass. Probably had i-phone first day of release.

When Jessica was younger, she was a vivacious free-thinker. But the disappointments of life crushed her soul until she was reduced to little more than an itinerant i-whore, with a live feed to the the Apple Conference Center on I-TV, 24/7. It was easier this way.

i-whore by Gateskeeper January 22, 2008