Sigma Chode

A small penis that radiates what it means to be a sigma, must have foreskin since shmegma is sigma

Yo bro your sigma chode is bussin

by anonymous May 3, 2024

International Chode Day

International Chode Day is on the 23rd of September, and is a day recognising and celebrating chodes of all colours and sizes. This day rivals the International Day of The Shlong, occuring on the 6th of September.

“Hey, have you heard? Its the 23rd! Its International Chode Day!”

“Yeah you’d certainly know.”

by LowerLeftAnkle September 22, 2020

giga chode

A penis with unparalleled size and girth, classified by at least a 5:1 width to length ratio. Giga chodes often come with a 10+ inch length with a tip that is exceedingly larger than what it should appear to be.

No woman can handle the Giga Chode

by GigaChode February 25, 2023

Chode panties

Panties that fall to the floor from the weight of the extra-chodee.

Rose's chode panties will stick if thrown at the wall.

by Michigan J. Frog April 22, 2009

Chode

This word usually associates with small fat people.

You know that kid called james Houghton. He is a chode.

by The new boi February 20, 2020

chode-mode

When your roommate decides to delete your FF9 saves because you'd rather pay bills than do drugs all day.

Fuck that piece of shit and his effort to be responsibility. Goin' full chode-mode on this bitch.

by skeet skeet brah April 12, 2014

Chode

a minuscule penis, so small it looks like it could belong to an alien

“I was thinking about hanging out with Sam”
“Sam has a chode, it’s scary!”

by wehatechodes March 19, 2022