Ass-kittens

(Ass-kytt-uhns) n. 1. A term reflective of a situation in which something good comes out of a bad situation. Ass-kittens is generally used as the thing that is positive when it comes from a bad situation.

"Social and economic awareness were the ass-kittens of 9/11."

by AnVillain July 20, 2009

humong-ass

A person with a humongous ass.

This ass is so big, people jog around it for exercise.
This ass is so big, when you climb on top of it, your ears pop.
This ass is so big, when it sits around the house, it sits AROUND the house!!

Now that is a humong-ass!
She's cute but, what a humong-ass she has.

by M-A-R-K-B October 19, 2009

kick of the ass

When a new piece of equipment is so good and so cutting edge that the term state of the art doesn't do it any justice.

Check out this kick of the ass warp core I built in my shed

These new 10,000 microfarad flux capacitors are really kick of the ass. Back in my day they didn't even have 100uF ones

by towel404 December 26, 2009

ass-a-claptor

When a man's balls hit the girls ass, creating an almost clapping like sound.

Tammy asked Ron if she could hear the good old ass-a-claptor.

by jaxbrandonsam March 6, 2009

have the ass

To become intensely angry or annoyed. Sometimes expressed as having a "case of the ass." The phrase was popularized in the military. To give someone a case of the ass is to anger them.

I have the ass because Sergeant Carter put me on guard duty.
John woke me up early and I had a case of the ass all morning.

by Steve_M July 5, 2008

gambler's ass

A condition that causes one's ass to become sore. This typically occurs after sitting in uncomfortable casino chairs for long periods of time.

I've got a serious case of gambler's ass after playing blackjack for the past 8 hours.

by LPD3 January 23, 2009

Ass Crank

When you use anal sex to get a girl moving sexually.

Becky was just laying there like a dead girl so I pulled it out and gave her an Ass Crank. She came to life then. We did it all night mostly with her on top. She came 8 times. A good ass cranking can get a girl started.

by Gearls March 6, 2009