Chode

A word used to describe loving your mother in a platonic context.

Hey mom, I have a fat chode

by imbaconlol November 13, 2020

Chode

When a penis is wider than it is long

Laivy has a chode

by yayeet226 May 24, 2021

chode

an unproportionate penis it is shorter but very thick

guy 1: my dick is bigger but not as long
thot: I love chodes
guy 2: wtf

by Seawynth September 24, 2019

Chode

Chode is the definition of a womanizer a small little man who has a small penis and acts like it’s huge and he will bring great dissatisfaction in bed sorry ladies

Her: Dawson kept is such a chode

Her2: he acts like he’s amazing but his pp is tiny ☹️

by Bossyandboujee7 July 31, 2020

Chode

A short fat dick. Width is longer than height. Full boner looks like a meatball. Serious turn off for the ladies. Can also be used as an insult.

“OMG Have y’all heard about the roomer going around that Peyton and grant have chodes” “leave me alone you fucking chode”

by Sensai WALL-ee December 20, 2019

Chode

Someone who’s brain is smaller than bigger.

Why did you fuck my mom? You chode!!!!!

by Haha7272727 December 20, 2021

chode

a penis that is wider than it is long.

jessica: oh show me that ten incher daddy
Antwon: ok here you go
jessica: OMG thats a chode, i thought u meant 10inches long not 10 inches wide

by #CPF #CHARLIE=SIMP FOR PEYTON December 14, 2021