john cena

A wrestler/rapper, currently holds the WWe championship.
After retireing from a successful bodybuilding career, the doctor of thuganomics became a pro WWe wrestler.
Has the most in ring charisma since The Rock and is the fan's favorite wrestler at the moment.
John Cena always has the same lead up to the end of his matches..
1st- Jumping should block
2nd- sidewalk slam
3rd- U cant see me
4th- 5 knuckle shuffle
5th- pumps it uup
and 6th- FU

Did u see John Cena FU the Big show

by Secret wrestling fan December 28, 2005

john kerry

anything but bush.
the only thing we need to know about him is that he is not George W. Bush also known as the stupidest man to walk the face of the earth.

I voted for John Kerry because he isn't GWB.

by katiepoo February 11, 2007

John McCain

Asshole

You are such a john mccain

by Jojo in the townhouse January 20, 2009

John Swift

A asshat who annoys my cousin and hates everyone because he cant get someone to suck his dick

sometimes is just wanna kill john swift ya' know

by A psychotic dreamer June 15, 2017

John Mark

John Mark is a your typical Texas class clown. He’s light-hearted and likes to have fun. He cares deeply about matters of the family. He’s tends to be a bit of a fruitcake and sometimes crosses the line. He is easily scared and screams like a girl. He loves hot chocolate, especially his mama’s (and don't touch the jar). Those who have earned the right to wear the Aggie Ring - thus he flaunts it day in and day out.

John Mark wears a big ass ring.

by Don'tKnowMe March 25, 2019

John The Messenger

The act of foot tapping the stall next to you, looking for a potential homosexual encounter.

Senator Larry Craig use of John the messenger. Saved him from becoming a registered sex offender.

John the messenger has helped my game. I suck more cock with less risk of being beat up or arrested.

by Big Lambo August 25, 2011

John Steamos

The act of dropping your trousers mid morning and deficating into a ziploc bag only to put in your roomates microwave for precisely one minute and thirty seconds until the sweet aroma of your mud monkey fills the surrounding room.

"Judd, quick get over here. I just left a John Steamos in Brad's microwave. I can't wait for him to get off the john and realize that smell isn't his!"

by joey fingaz May 1, 2012