Robson Maths

Miscounting the amount of golf shots you took

Using Robson maths Doug only hit 5 golf shots when really he hit 7 and lost 2 balls

by anonymous May 28, 2025

Simp Math

Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.

Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.

CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.

by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024

Math

Mental attack to humans.

Guy 1: What's math?
Guy 2: Mental attack to humans.

by SupaDumb April 20, 2024

Math

something everyone hates for no reason whatsoever because its so fricking hard

Guy: Wow! I love Math!!!
Girl: You are so weird...
Guy: Huh?????

by Yuna !🫶🏻 April 29, 2024

Miranda Math

Austin gives Miranda chocolate.

Miranda spills chocolate on herself.

It’s Austin’s fault.

That’s Miranda math

by Crackkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeddddddd May 9, 2024

Miranda Math

If Austin gives Miranda chocolate & Miranda spills it on herself…it’s Austin’s fault

That’s Miranda math

by Crackkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeddddddd May 9, 2024

Storm Math

A description of the type of incorrect math or reasoning that a retard tries to make up on the spot to sound legit, even though it's just simple math. Give them long enough and you might even start believing his nonsense.

Why did the house collapse? The architecture got drunk and designed it with some bunk ass storm math.

by TheJoker763 May 9, 2024