short bus

the vehicle that the government protected classes of people choose to ride because their to ignorant to notice their own short comings.

ted: have you ever had to ride the the short bus, Bob?

Bob: not since I realized that getting any government welfare gets you nowhere.

by oldmountianman October 8, 2014

short sale

A real estate transaction better described as a total and utter pain in the dick. Like more painful than herpes and the clap combined on a humid August day.

This short sale has got me itching to blow my brains out.

by urbannamammajamma March 12, 2015

schify shortcake

This is when you are on top of some broad and you feel a bloody nose coming on (we all know the feeling). When you pull away for a second, you notice that you have, in fact, bled on her face. In the heat of the moment, you lick your thumb and wipe it off, telling her to shut the fuck up if she asks what it is you are doing.

yoo i gave that girl the worst schify shortcake last night.

by schify September 11, 2007

short

Someone whom has little or no manhood.

OMG bigger is better, he is short.

by DP Princess June 14, 2006

snortoma

Someone who attempts to snort all things that can possibly be snorted, in an attempt to get one high, stoned, or twacked.

George carefully placed the baby powder under is nose, and inhaled deeply. No, George did not get high because baby powder does not contain any sort of drug or chemical...Yes, George does have snortoma.

by Juan Carlos de Juarez January 26, 2005

Snortin Bomb

to sniff powdered form of heroin.

Twan and Wayne was on the side of the house snortin bomb.

by Young Puggy bo East Oakland 82 August 19, 2008

snortling

a combination of the snorting and sniffling a person who has congested nasal passages will do

God, David, I know your sinuses are blocked up, but you have got to stop snortling. It is so gross! Go take some sinus medication.

by davethewriter September 6, 2010