shooting squirrel in a barrel

when there are so many loose women at a bar it doesn't matter if you have a crooked dick, you can't miss!!!!

Gentile Mike: How was the bar last night?

Jewish Mike: There was so much poonani at that bar last nite it was ridiculous?

Gentile Mike: Did you hit any of that shit?

Jewish Mike: Are you serious, it was like shooting squirrel in a barrel. I got it in and got my bhole licked.

Gentile Mike: "Nice. I like. Borat voice."

by Mr. Jewish Mike January 16, 2013

Shoot The Bean

To ejaculate on a girl's face and then deficate on it. Ejaculate relating to shooting and Bean relating to feces.

"Hey bro, I am about to shoot the bean with Sally!"

by Tacomaology June 18, 2018

Shoot

To cum; ejaculate. "Shoot".

John was so horrible in bed. He couldn't even shoot!

by Serious Descriptions May 23, 2020

Laundry Shoot

The act of going into a laundry mat, sticking a loaded gun into a laundry machine and turning the machine on high.

Guy 1 - Dude get out of here i just did a laundry shoot!

Guy 2 - Did you have to do it when I was naked and trying to get clothes out of the dryer?!

by startrekporn October 29, 2010

scoot and shoot

In the Xbox 360 video game Gears of War, this describes the act of going into the Rhody Run (hold A and you run faster and are followed by a shaky cam) with your shotgun out until your right in front of an enemy, at which point while still in the run, effectively blowing him into chunks. It's super awesome.

"Oh dude you just owned Poindexter666 with that scoot and shoot! You ran right at him and he missed. What a noob!"

by Brinkss May 26, 2008

Texas Six-Shooter

The act of ejaculating on six girls at once, all wearing a cowboy hat

I was messin around last night and pulled out the old Texas Six-Shooter. Boy was it a mess.

by Gecko7372 June 13, 2019

Shooter

A person known on the airsoft field of battle as a BB Slayer. Known for owning fools with epic head-shots, Shooting Skull masked Children who play to much COD: MW2

Did you hear that... THWACK oh crap its shooter...

Did you see that Shooter, BOOM HEADSHOT!

by Airsoft Guru March 8, 2010