by Da Big Crunk Daddy June 24, 2010
Get the Cock blockmug. Similar to cock blocking or vagina blocking, bottle blocking is when you cock block your self. This occurs when one ingests wayyy to much alcohol, brings home a female or male, takes them to the bed room, and proceeds to pass out rather than fornicate.
-Dude did you end up getting with whats-her-face last night??
+NO! I totally got bottle blocked!! FUCK!
-Toats dude that blows..
+NO! I totally got bottle blocked!! FUCK!
-Toats dude that blows..
by mattthomas0 November 5, 2010
Get the Bottle Blockedmug. deKock block (de KOK' blok) v. 1. To impede or stand in the way of the progress of others in a very naive fashion. n. 2. The act of impeding or standing in the way the progress of others in a very naive fashion.
John: Sally, I need you to bust out the TPS reports by 4:20 so we can leave on time today.
Sally: I can't! Billy is bogarting all the spreadsheets so he can, and I quote, "think of a way to concoct some sort of new-fashioned analysis" and he says he won't be done until tomorrow...
John: Man, Billy is always deKock blocking my plans!
Sally: I can't! Billy is bogarting all the spreadsheets so he can, and I quote, "think of a way to concoct some sort of new-fashioned analysis" and he says he won't be done until tomorrow...
John: Man, Billy is always deKock blocking my plans!
by X!. December 14, 2008
Get the deKock blockmug. by BigCheezy0489 September 29, 2011
Get the Cop Blockedmug. Man it was a long day at work today. Dana was having gaper's block for some reason. It took nearly the entire shoot for her to finally gape.
by Jack Tenrec July 6, 2016
Get the gaper's blockmug. A Very Known & Popular Group Right Outside Of Dallas, Texas. Known To Be The Most Hated In The City Because There Richer Than All There Opps, & There Opps Are Broke. This Group Of Individual’s Do Not Promote Violence.
by Breadcrumbs3000 August 22, 2022
Get the 1200 Blockmug. 