10 definitions by ReaperOfDefinitions

Cock Block

When you try to have a sexual relation with someone but someone else tries to ruin it for you

Man: I tryed to fuck my date last night but her friend cock blocked me

by ReaperOfDefinitions June 12, 2016

Chokon

A rare disease found in the shores of Wakanda, it will make you blind with white..

Tommy: yo Jerry, I have Chokon..
Jerry: Damn bro, where’d you get it.
Tommy: Wakanda
Jerry: Hmm.. If I may ask, what is Chokon.
Tommy: Chokon my cum huehuehue.
Jerry: ....

Top 10 pictures before disaster!

by ReaperOfDefinitions October 19, 2018

Fuglife

When you live a life of fuglieness

Fugly: hey man

Man: OMG!!!! Oh wait it's you, hey

Fugly: sorry if I'm fugly bro

Man: it's ok man you just live a fuglife

by ReaperOfDefinitions June 16, 2016

Donald Trump

A person that got rich because of his daddy

Donald Trump: My father gave me a small loan of a Million Dollars

by ReaperOfDefinitions January 20, 2017

YouTube Comments

The one thing on YouTube you have to be really cautious about, it's full of whiny bitches and a few smart people or know it alls, if you say something that looks dum or smart, there will be people spamming your comment and it will make you tear your hair out

Guy 1: This singer sucks, I hate it

YouTube Commenter: your so dum gtfo

Guy 1: I hate YouTube comments (types it on his comment)

Guy 2: hypocrite

by ReaperOfDefinitions November 26, 2015

South Park

A show that makes fun of religion, race, people, country's, problems, etc. And at the end of almost every episode Kyle gives a influential speech that teaches the boys a lesson and then cartman shits on everyone with his problems. It is the best show on the planet

Cartman: how bout you go suck my balls

(Classroom gasps)

Mr. Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

Cartman: I'm sorry I'm sorry, actually what I said was (gets speaker phone) how you bout you suck my balls mr. Garrison

Stan: holy shit dude

From the South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut

by ReaperOfDefinitions November 26, 2015

Cock

Another name for a rooster, what you thought it was going to mean penis, you sick pervert

Farmer: Look at that nice cock ever there

Person: *laughs hysterically* hehe that's what she said

Farmer: *sighs*

by ReaperOfDefinitions June 12, 2016