A woman who had a hopeful looking future but was too lazy to go any futher with her studies. She then becomes a prostitiute in hope for money, spends her hard earned prostitution money on booze and cigarettes. She finds she has a child to an unknown man from prostitution. Her life is then taken up by having loads of children to earn her money from the government. She has more than 10 children and maybe even a foetus library.
by Kromyan October 10, 2009
what hoes who be stealing fathers away from children/husbands from their wives be calling themselves to make their stupid selves feel better
1) Leann Rimes, instead of just tweeting a Happy Mother's Day wish; just had to prove once again what a ho she was by calling herself a "bonus mom"
"I'm excited for Bonus Mom Day..Happy Mother's day weekend to all the Mom's out there. "The 'Bonus Moms', Godmother's, Grandmothers and anyone who is a woman who helps love and raise children."
2) Whatever happened to just being called a step mother? What, stealing men ain't enough for hoes now, they gotta be stealing mommy status away from actual mothers now, too?
"I'm excited for Bonus Mom Day..Happy Mother's day weekend to all the Mom's out there. "The 'Bonus Moms', Godmother's, Grandmothers and anyone who is a woman who helps love and raise children."
2) Whatever happened to just being called a step mother? What, stealing men ain't enough for hoes now, they gotta be stealing mommy status away from actual mothers now, too?
by NYC619 May 10, 2011
a very sluty old wrinkly whore that gets by in life by fuking anything and everything that walks talks breathes or is living..or that is visible by the naked eye
by mark palmer March 16, 2004
by Putti April 18, 2005
someone who is in the Marching Band Generally the Band Captian.. Female. Over sees all the band kids. probably an older Band Kid
She is our Band Mom
by smileyfacesaxplayer May 11, 2010
(moms-bike) Noun- A bicycle that is owned by someone's mom which does not have a seat, but instead a rusty metal pole. To ride the bike would be to insert the rusty metal pole into the ass hole, and to start pedaling. Used as an insult to an opposed person either for fun or with great insult to express total disrespect. Also used to express a person, thing, or group that is not cool, tending to be unoriginal.
by StinkmasterB October 08, 2010
Once your girlfriend is allowed to tell you what to do, where to go, how to dress, and how to think so replaces your birth mother as your 'new mom'. If She doesn't trick you into marriage she will eventually become your Old Mom.
Person #1: You down to get down?
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...
by Eric January 02, 2004