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Luke Escagooner

The act of a monkey mistaking a shoe for a dildo and sticking it up its ass and liking it.
Monkey: “I accidentally did a Luke Escagooner but it felt good”.
Luke Escagooner by GeorgeCorn October 13, 2025

Luke Ellife

A Luke Ellife is an athlete of peak style, performance and endurance, he is one to see the sunrise and sunset and still be on his feet. A Luke Ellife never surrenders to any physical suffering the world has to endure.
Hey bro don’t give up, be a Luke Ellife,
Luke Ellife by Desireexii November 8, 2025

Luke Mcbride

hell has no fury like a mad man in a endless loop of time and reailty
luke mcbride is reailty
Luke Mcbride by ivan insanity November 9, 2025

The Classic Luke Holland 

This is the infamous sex position introduced to the world by Luke Holland. It is when a man throws his partner (man or woman) on to a near by surface, allowing him to gain a dominant stance over them. He then proceeds to take his testicles out and slips them into the partner's anus, one at a time. At this point the anus almost becomes a vacuum, sucking the balls deep inside. Keep in mind only the testicles enter the rectum. It is very satisfying to both participants.
Katie told me she wanted me to put my balls inside of her, so I gave her "The Classic Luke Holland"

coach luke 

THE unstoppable force of nature. Can beat THANOS in seconds and with the snap of his fingers, all JUUls disappear.
Can conjure a black hole with his voice, he can will interdimentional travel into existence without any effort.

He’ll also hit you with some mean fines!
Coach Luke is the most powerful being in all of the space time continuum.
coach luke by TheCoachLuke September 29, 2018