Perfect Life

Sam - Dood, I bet the prom king has a perfect life.
Ron - No, Hes mom died last winter, his dad's a crack head and he has cancer.
by TheClown. August 27, 2009
Get the Perfect Life mug.

vape life

A struggle that changes your life forever. You lose your friends and your family and your only friends are your vapes.
*friend gets vape*
1 months later--
You: let's hang tonight
Friend: do I know you?
You: dude lets chill later.
Friend: sorry. I'm in the vape life now. I don't know anyone else.
by Vape life bg August 27, 2015
Get the vape life mug.

cinnamon life

The best tasting cereal ever! Not to be confused with Lucky Charms because Lucky Charms have centipedes in them.
someone: I have cinnamon life and u dont
me: fagbag *steals cinnamon life and punches in the face* HAHA LOSER
by theawesomeistsara December 23, 2004
Get the cinnamon life mug.

waste of life

1. One whose life is stagnant.
Dude, do something and stop being a waste of life!
by theunknowngl October 17, 2004
Get the waste of life mug.

Life Nub

One who is not familiar with simple tasks done every day. They fail at everything they attempt.
"This damn thing isn't working!"
"It's unplugged, moron. What a life nub."
by Vincent de Large September 19, 2005
Get the Life Nub mug.

past life

A tactful way of referring to previous careers, companies, or relationships without specifically mentioning names. A way of avoiding thoughtless name-dropping or boring boastful references to things you have done before at other places or with other people.
1. Company: Rather than saying, "Back at YoYoDyne, we used to do this and that and the other", try "In a past life, I used a different process".
2. Career: Avoid "When I was in the Navy, we always did it this way" and replace with "In a past life, I remember doing things in a certain way".
3. Relationship: Instead of telling your current partner, "Sally and I stayed at that bed and breakfast once", perhaps use, "In a past life, I stayed there and it was nice" instead.
by DanGarPrius June 14, 2013
Get the past life mug.

one life

It started a saying being used in place of no balls for example if someone didn't want to take another shot you would be like come on "one life". Now a group of kids from Wolcott have used this as their life motto and it is the name of their clique. It's not a gang but a movement and the people in one life can be found with the name tattooed on them.
I don't think I should go to that party because the kids don't like me their. Who cares man one life.
by OGAC March 15, 2009
Get the one life mug.