Laplace’s Angel

giga virgin gooner thats never touched grass and wears a cum covered bucket on his head

God bro you’re such a laplace’s angel

by lappyboy October 6, 2025

Lapriee

Hes still the goat years later

Randoms: Yo is that lapriee the fuckin don with dack Lapriee the don: Yep its me the don dada

by Anonymous Baddi3 October 16, 2025

Laptized

Getting a lap dance or your dick rode so well it feels like you changed as a man

Bro this girl rode me so well I feel Laptized.

by Cillbur November 15, 2025

Laptized

Getting a lap dance or your dick rode so well that it feels like you changed as a man

Bro, last night this chick was so good, I feel like I was Laptized.

by Cillbur November 15, 2025

Laporta-ing

When a close friend, who claims he can win on his own, lies in the background of the group chat, waiting to take notes and snipe the player that is being discussed by the other members of the group. Then goes ahead and takes that player in the draft. Step 3 (optional) involves photoshop, and documentation that has been altered to show that the player was on his list "all along."

Raj: Lets check out the stats and odds of that new Laporta dude on the Lions
Farbod: I agree, he can probably be a great player.

Raj: Where's Ashwin??
Farbod: Haven't heard from him this whole convo
............Days later
Ashwin: I picked up this player Laporta, who I've been targeting for YEARS now, all on my own.
Farbod: Hmm, seems fishy to me, seems like some Laporta-ing going on..
Raj: Definitely... he tried to show me some sheet of paper too... Lapota-ing to the fullest!

by KingJar92 December 1, 2025

lapel chum

to intentionally vomit inside one's shirt to avoid making a mess anywhere else

I appreciate my hungover friend choosing the lapel chum in the Uber on the way to the airport instead of all over the car.

by Woodpecker Strong December 20, 2025

Lapp dance

n. Exuberant robust freeform body movements displayed by the Sami, the indigenous people of Finland, when they celebrate a wedding, commemorate the death of a loved one, or when their country enjoys a rare international victory in a sport that inevitably involves frozen water in one form or another.

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Coming you to the club house tonight for the match watching? Plenty of reindeer stuffed busty blausen lady folk and a gooden chancen of a Lapp dance.

by gnostic3 January 1, 2026