Circle Jerk

A group of guys sit in a circle and and jerk the guy next to them with their right hand, and with their free left hand they watch porn on their phones.

Guy 1: hey the boys are coming over for a little circle jerk, you down?

Guy 2: I’m down bro but I have to remember my phone this time because I got so bored last time.

by Sunny6969 September 2, 2019

Circle jerk

Circle jerk: The name comes from men jerking each other off in a circle.

And it's often used for people who fanboy over something and like to praise it a lot, and hate those who like the same thing but don't praise it enough.

CircleJerkPerson: i love Rick and Morty so much! you need 7000 IQ to understand it!

Normal fan: dude what lol? it's a great show but they fucked something something

CircleJerkPerson: Fuck you cunt!

Now the this fan looks for communities with people like them who jerk each other off by praising this show thus creating a Circle jerk.

by Saldsas_37 September 14, 2019

No Jerk off January

In the month of january you are not aloud to masturbate in any way. Its like NNN but nutting and sex is allowed

-Hey Jimmy, no jerking off while watching porn cause Its no jerk off january

by Minecrafter69_420 November 4, 2019

sneaky jerk

pull off a quick nut when ur paenrts are home

oooooooooooh, that sneaky jerk really drained my balls

by UltimateMemer69 November 8, 2019

Wank jerked

Wank jerked is when one of your parents catches you masturbating.

Jill: You seem rather depressed, what happened to you today?

Johnny: Well I found some good porn and I was going to have a good time, but my mom wank jerked me.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Little jerk chicken

Good comeback and insult

Hey you hit my car you prick.
Little jerk chicken.
Jeez im sorry man take my keys.

by Mr. Cornelious III December 4, 2019

Tear jerk

When cry and masturbate because you are sad

I went to go tear jerk because Sarah wouldn't hold hands.

by Banana12Child December 9, 2019