Salamander fun house

A gay male slides a slippery salamander down his pants
It tickles him he does a dance
He feels good inside so much so it puts him in a trance
Silly little salamander jumps onto his liver
His intestines, his appendix, his heart starts to quiver

But to his relief the salamander can’t go back into the river
He can never find him again no matter how much he ganders
This my friend is the fun house of salamanders

I went to the aquarium and I got salamander fun housed, it was the best experience of my life.

by dickwitcha June 19, 2022

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Get the Salamander fun housemug.

fun shy

To be wary of having fun

You seem a little fun shy which is making me a little gun shy to ask you out.

by Last word April 20, 2018

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Get the fun shymug.

fun

if you have to much u get a son

or you get wet jeans

fun time with mommy

by Coollinks November 2, 2020

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Get the funmug.

warm fun

Taking a piss in a condom and then emptying the contents on your lover

Hey baby, let’s have some warm fun tonight.

by MyUser January 31, 2024

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Get the warm funmug.

Fun Civil War

A feud that divides a house of two or more roommates. One side is pro-fun and they act on their impulses. The other side is anti-fun and attempts to squander their efforts.

Each side competes for territory and attempts to win over members of the opposing faction.

“Sounds like me and Kier are winning the Fun Civil War. This kicks ass.”

by Biodiesel Revolution August 28, 2025

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