hot ian

A guy takes a crap on a carseat and the other guy eats it then he pukes all over a reterded kid. That retard is a hot ian.

That kids smells like a hot ian.

by jayspidey November 22, 2011

Roadkill Hot

1. When something is in the midst of being fucking sexually attractive and fugly at the same time.

2. In some tenses, this is a term that is used to define something sick and warped yet ironically humorous that would make a person obtain an erection of the penis when it would usually make most people walk away in the other direction.

Did you see that dead hooker lying on the curb of the street? Oh my god she was so roadkill hot! I wanted to bone the shit out of her!

by TecnhoHead June 18, 2011

Hot Log

An unusually long turd that makes its way out of your asshole at an unusually hot temperature.

*toilet water splashes*
You: Wow, that one was a hot log!

by Vultrex480 December 21, 2022

hot lieutenant

His right hand man is private SHOW. I watched this man for months in the gym and I have no shame. He's God's greatest work, and everyone knows it.

Hot Lieutenant was at the gym today deadlifting 405. I wanna be his right hand man.

by hltps2021 November 18, 2021

Hell Hot

Extremely hot & spicy food as described by Dads

“The meal your brother cooked for dinner was hell hot, it bothered my stomach all night”

by JC_1984 October 9, 2021

Hot-sexual

A hot-sexual refers to some who’s sexual orientation is such that they are only attracted to hot members of the opposite sex.

This is also an LGBTQ+ recognised sexuality.

“Hey I’m a hot-sexual, only am attractive to hot chicks”

by Swaggy9121 July 16, 2021

Hot breath

When someone farts directly into your mouth

That girl just gave me some hot breath.

by Mj0687 July 16, 2021