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Cocaine Facebooking

The act of harassing people on Facebook who you wouldn't normally talk to because you are extremely high on white powders and have no one else to talk to as you have taken the day off of work.
Tarquin spent all day cocaine facebooking. By the end of the day people had deleted Tarquin from their friend list.
by Poptart. March 4, 2014
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facebook pervert

A man who trolls facebook for attractive women to friend request. 90% of his friend list is young women he doesn't know or will never meet.
Facebook pervert is a man who adds numerous women so other men will look at his friends list and think he's a pimp.
by donna belle December 4, 2013
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facebook intellectual

A person who constantly and self-seriously engages in pointless arguments about politics, economics, and other public issues on facebook.
Most facebook intellectuals are narcissists who just like to hear themselves talk.
by Rayshaun Mathison February 26, 2015
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Facebook Potential

Facebook Potential is the amount of potential attention and compliments a woman can get from Facebook. Many women are surprised at first by just how many men will cater to their every whim on Facebook. Once they realize just how pathetic and desperate most men are online, most women under age 35 are delighted to get compliments and likes from this army of beta orbiters every couple of days.
Guy 1: Why do you think women act like men are their sexual servants nowadays and don’t need to do anything in bed?
Guy 2: Even older women in their 40s started acting that way immediately after they realized their true Facebook Potential.
by Eric Kazinsky May 15, 2016
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Facebook Hypocrite

A person who posts controversial material on Facebook and then gets mad at you for commenting in opposition.
Original Poster uploads a picture of President Obama with the tagline, "Four more years."

Commenter says: "Why should we give him four more years when our economy stinks?"

OP replies: "How dare you say something that is controversial and conflicts with my beliefs?"

Commenter says: "Okay, Facebook Hypocrite"
by Psyc_Guy September 8, 2012
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Facebook Prepper

Facebook Prepper

-An online survivalist.

-A person preparing, or "prepping" for the day they will deactivate their account because Facebook either begins charging for their services, or Big Brother takes over the entire site. Prepping activities include gathering friends' email addresses & other important contact information, deleting or at least backing up all photos, and censorship/deletion of all questionable Facebook activity.
"What if Facebook started charging fees to use it?"
"I'll never pay, & I'm not worried--I'm a Facebook Prepper. I can bail anytime."
by Surfgoth January 7, 2013
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Facebook popular

Describes a person who is just any old person in real life, but on Facebook, is friends with seemingly everyone and gets tons of likes, etc. on posts.
A: John's a nobody at school... why does he have so many friends? Why does he get so many likes and stuff from the popular kids?

B: I don't know. He's Facebook popular.
by dcmldcml October 6, 2012
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