A face you put on while you're on a social networking site to make yourself seem either:
a) Nicer
b) "Cool"er
c) Something You're Not
d) All of the above
a) Nicer
b) "Cool"er
c) Something You're Not
d) All of the above
Jim always posts on statuses with his facebook face on, he thinks the girls are more attracted to being a badass, something he isn't in real life.
by An.on.ym.ou.s. June 9, 2010
Get the Facebook Facemug. by Dropkicknoonan August 4, 2010
Get the Facebook bombingmug. noun
An individual who incessantly sends Facebook friend requests regardless of how many times you have intentionally "Ignored" or "rejected" them, only to follow those requests up with a myriad of email inquiries of "why haven't you accepted my friend request?".
An individual who incessantly sends Facebook friend requests regardless of how many times you have intentionally "Ignored" or "rejected" them, only to follow those requests up with a myriad of email inquiries of "why haven't you accepted my friend request?".
Brody is such a Facebook Bully and really could never cannot take a hint ... even if you Facebooked it to him he still would not realize that ...
... A. I never want to know anything that is going on in his life.
or
B. That I hold "ZERO!" "0" "NONE" "NOT ANY" interest on what "F" he is eating, drinking, or anything else that he is putting into his mouth ... unless it is the smooth, shiny barrel of a nickel plated .357 Magnum.
or
C. For that matter where he is or is not going to ...
... Unless it is on a plane falling from the heavens on a one way descent into the fiery depths of Hell or free-falling into some bottomless chasm.
or
D. Where the "F" he is hanging out at or whom he is with, unless, of course, it's sharing a cell with the Night Stalker, The Son of Sam or taking a dirt-nap in some shallow grave keeping the grubs and worms happy and entertained !!!
... A. I never want to know anything that is going on in his life.
or
B. That I hold "ZERO!" "0" "NONE" "NOT ANY" interest on what "F" he is eating, drinking, or anything else that he is putting into his mouth ... unless it is the smooth, shiny barrel of a nickel plated .357 Magnum.
or
C. For that matter where he is or is not going to ...
... Unless it is on a plane falling from the heavens on a one way descent into the fiery depths of Hell or free-falling into some bottomless chasm.
or
D. Where the "F" he is hanging out at or whom he is with, unless, of course, it's sharing a cell with the Night Stalker, The Son of Sam or taking a dirt-nap in some shallow grave keeping the grubs and worms happy and entertained !!!
by dwpworldwide January 19, 2011
Get the Facebook Bullymug. When you sit down on your Facebook profile and delete everything that gives people the wrong impression, bad pictures of yourself, old statuses that just aren't that funny, Links to awkward Youtube videos..
When people creep your Facebook, they go for the profile pictures first, So you need to make sure all those photos are sexy, hot pictures that make people want to talk to you, Pictures with previous girlfriend/boyfriends, Pictures of you, but not pictures of your favourite animated characters..
A perfect Facebook profile is one that makes even the ugliest person look sexy.
When people creep your Facebook, they go for the profile pictures first, So you need to make sure all those photos are sexy, hot pictures that make people want to talk to you, Pictures with previous girlfriend/boyfriends, Pictures of you, but not pictures of your favourite animated characters..
A perfect Facebook profile is one that makes even the ugliest person look sexy.
Girl, You're really hot!, but your Facebook makes you look like an ugly bitch.. someone needs a Facebook Makeover
Hey, You look sexy, wanna meet sometime?
Hey, You look sexy, wanna meet sometime?
by AndyTrew January 25, 2012
Get the Facebook Makeovermug. You know those people who'll never talk or even look at you in real life but on Facebook they like everything on your page, pester you with wall posts, always want to chat with you, poke you, etc. (generally act like you two are great friends)? Oh, and you barely know them or don't even know them at all and at some point randomly got a friend request from them. Yeah, you totally have a Facebook friendship with them!
Lisa: "Pshh... Yesterday Julia kept bugging me on Facebook all night until I finally had to get off the computer just to be rid of her. Today she won't even look my way. What's wrong with her?!"
Lilly: "Oh, she does that to everyone. She seems to love leading Facebook friendships with people but real friendship means nothing to her!"
Lisa: "I see. That's pointless, no wonder she has no real friends, just those "friends" she has on Facebook."
Lilly:" Yeah, I know, right? Facebook is not a replacement for real friends. It's just a sad attempt."
Lilly: "Oh, she does that to everyone. She seems to love leading Facebook friendships with people but real friendship means nothing to her!"
Lisa: "I see. That's pointless, no wonder she has no real friends, just those "friends" she has on Facebook."
Lilly:" Yeah, I know, right? Facebook is not a replacement for real friends. It's just a sad attempt."
by immaraider June 9, 2011
Get the Facebook friendshipmug. When one posts bible verses and/or scripture on Facebook, hence congesting your News Feed. Possibly the most of annoying of all your friends. A Facebook Messiah makes one ponder the question "Why did I accept Jesus Boy's friend request?"
Brent: Goddammit!
Alex: What's the matter?
Brent: Stan keeps posting bible verses on Facebook. It's really annoying!
Alex: I believe the scientific term for that is a Facebook Messiah.
Alex: What's the matter?
Brent: Stan keeps posting bible verses on Facebook. It's really annoying!
Alex: I believe the scientific term for that is a Facebook Messiah.
by FreedomBroGM December 16, 2011
Get the Facebook Messiahmug. when people, especially girls, have cliche or overly obvious quotes on their facebook statuses related to life or love. usually results in an embarrassing understanding of the poster's intellect...
facebook status - "dont go looking for love, because true love will come and find you when you're least expecting it"
reader of facebook message - "this stupid bitch and her stupid 3rd grade facebook philosophizing is making me want to commit suicide
reader of facebook message - "this stupid bitch and her stupid 3rd grade facebook philosophizing is making me want to commit suicide
by a nonymous duder December 6, 2011
Get the Facebook Philosophizingmug.