Connor and Fransisco

Connor and Fransisco are two dwarfs with little 2inch pickles, when they have alone time together they pull out there little rubber toys and run them against each other until they ejaculate

Connor and fransisco

by Dwarf_CumDaddy July 6, 2023

Emma (à la française)

Emma:

E- Empathetic to the core

M- Memorable and Magical

M- Music to your soul

A- Absolutely wonderful

Sweeter than an M&M (but not the peanut kind because she doesn’t like them). If you stumble upon an Emma, BEWARE: Your stomach will fill with a thousand fluttering mariposas at first glance; her contagious smile, calming presence, big brown eyes and enormous heart will get you right from the start; and her spontaneity and excitement for the little things in life (like carefully crafting tiny origami dragons) will inspire you to get out and try something new yourself. You may have only known her for a few months, but she’ll quickly prove to you that she is one of a kind. Win her over with some churros, a Ghibli movie, or a gentle melody on the piano… she’ll fall right asleep. Watch as she’ll shy away and timidly smile when you give her a compliment or tell her how full she makes you feel. Never dare to touch her toes or remove her glasses, you’ll have it coming for you if you do. Emmas are a rare find, especially those that accept your ridiculous language mistakes (like « faire du pipi »). Tell her that she’s breathtakingly beautiful inside and out, because they easily forget. And, MOST importantly, remind them of their courage and strength; they make you want to become the best version of yourself.

If you are in need of a smile at the end of a tough day, find an Emma (à la française) for a quick cure.

by ToniToto December 23, 2023

Novacula Franqui (aka Novacula Frangiscc' aka Frankie's Razor)

Goes something like this:
-- Don’t people the scientifically as yet unexplained, unexplored areas of our world and reality with wild – or otherwise – conjecture you propose as “TRUTH”.
-- Rigorously relegate said “beliefs” to the realm of wishful-/magical-thinking, fantasy, and fiction or – at the very least – have the courage to …
-- Present “them” as theories open to testing, fact-based repudiation, public scrutiny … and then
ACCEPT THE RESULTS !!! Or – at the very least –
Have the humility and intellectual honesty to call them what they are:
MY OWN …
Crazy Ideas
Desires
Self-psyche-salving delusions (at worst)/”fables” (at best) that help me get through the night,

help me get through life.

See ALSO: Occam’s Razor, Chatton’s Anti-Razor, Hickam’s Dictum, Leibniz’s and Kant’s anti-razors, Crabtree’s Bludgeon, Pataphysics.

Because he refused to even consider the Novacula Franqui (aka Novacula Frangiscc' aka Frankie's Razor), let alone use it, he peopled his ideas of what was going on around him, and in the world at large, with dark Deep States, Alien Beings, Cabals of Reptile-People, et al. Nothing is simply as it seems!!! It gave him the frisson he needed to keep from self-reflection.

by Pen-Dragon November 7, 2024

jarrod Ulysses Franceschi

A cool guy who will always have your back. Jarrod's are nice, funny, and fun to be around. Jarrod's tend to be the friend to the chicks, usually not by choice, but when the chicks realize all other guys are dipshits, they come back to the Jarrod, usually because they always treated them right and they have a nice penis. Jarrod's can keep up with any conversation and are usually well rounded in terms of music taste and movie knowledge. Almost always a jack of all trades, they will try anything and generally be successful at whatever they try. For example, Jarrods may not be the all-state quarterback, but they will make all region at whatever position they play. They may not be the unholy manifestation of skills at Modern Warefare, but they'll play well with a good kill/death ratio. Jarrod's usually dont like to fight, but if the shit goes down a Jarrod will punch faces like a coked out Chuck Norris in the middle of a ninja convention. Overall, Jarrod's are good to have around. They won't let you down

Jarrod Ulysses Franceschi is the fucking goat.

by Cris jones May 5, 2024

Rampage (video game franchise)

One of the greatest video game franchise since Mario, Sonic and PaRappa.

In this game franchise, you play as giant monsters that used to be human, destroying buildings in fighting off the evil company Scum Labs

Just don't watch the Rock movie that is 'based' on it. It really sucks!

Me: Did you like Rampage (video game franchise).
Incel: No I only like the movie based on the game franchise that has The Rock in it.

Me: *throws Pineapple Bomb at incel*

by NarwhalBall December 17, 2024

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