Kill you in the face

When you tell someone you want to kill them but would like to emphasize it more by adding the classic your face put-down

Some guy: Hey your girlfriend is sitting on my lap.
Boyfriend: Touch her and I'll kill you in the face!
Other people: Laugh hysterically

by Forever27 May 25, 2008

Off my face

When you get really drunk!

Yesterday night I was off my face at the bar!

by plinio_desce December 16, 2008

facebook

A social network where the word stalking should be really analyzed and thought out before actually coming up with a definition for facebook stalking. How is it any different when one person constantly monitors another person's every move on facebook reading the person's blogs, photos, posts, newsfeed etc... When one hundred other people (facebook friends) have access to the same exact information the person puts out? Alot of times when people become facebook friends they are not actually friends. They are just giving each other permission to read each other's profile. Facebook is also highschool bullshit. Alot of people caught in it are even people who graduated highschool ten years ago. And then there's all these fringe artists, musicians, comedians wanting people to join their self loathing fan club. Then there's those facebook people who feel the need to have the most facebook friends. Sometimes when people send friend requests it's only because the person knows a certain amount or group of people that they know.

"What's so great about Facebook"?

"It doesn't take forever to load like Myspace and it's not limited to just college students anymore"

"He and she would like you to join please stop Facebook from becoming a paysite"

"I appreciate the invite but I hardly ever log on to Facebook. Basically I don't give a shit."

by ispeaklatin December 7, 2009

Snizz Face

The fun, safe alternative to Thizz Facing. The Snizz Face has two seperate faces to it. The Pre-Snizz Face and the Post-Snizz Face. The Pre-Snizz Face consists of the face you make right before you are about to sneeze. The Post-Snizz Face consists of the face you make right after you sneeze. The Snizz Face is usually used in Hyphy culture surrounding the Bay Area of California. YEEH.

"Put on your stunna shades and throw a Snizz Face....UGH- You doing way too much."

by mm1 June 1, 2006

Your face

The Chuck Norris of comebacks. Nothing can defeat it.

Person 1: Yo mamma.

Person 2: Your face.

Person 1: Damn it all.

by bree-marie April 11, 2010

Getting face

1. Getting some head, but if you're in a car we can call it road head, or if you dare, roadface.

2. When you make a sumptuous amount of money, you're "getting face" due to the faces on the bills. Most preferably $100's with Benjamin Franklin.

1.
Matt-"Yo Bill you wanna come burn down this blunt with me?"
Bill-"Nah sorry man I'm getting face from my girl right now, but if you bring that blunt over here she'll probably do you too."
Matt-"Gnarly bro. See you in five."

2. "Rick Ross is definitely getting face for his new album Deeper Than Rap. That's my shit!"

by The Tocstar April 16, 2009

facebook wit

The intellegent humor that nearly everyone seems to gain when they have a half an hour to contemplate a witty response. It is usually a bad comparison to a person's actually conversational skills since they can sit and contemplate the response for as long as they need.

(Facebook wit conversation)
Susie (7:12): So... supposedly the world is ending on Saturday...
Dan: (7:32): Hell yeah! (pun totally intended ;)
Susie (7:34): You think you'll still be here after the rapture?
Dan: (8:01): Oh, I'm throwing a rapture party! Devil juice and Satan cakes, with the Antichrist spinning!
Susie: (8:04): ROFL!

(Real conversation)
Susie (7:12): So... supposedly the world is ending on Saturday...
Dan (7:13): Oh, wow, that's really interesting...
(Crickes chirping)

by mynock1108 June 12, 2011