The Cohen Curse

Anytime you try to get with a girl she will magically get a boyfriend or some type of man within days, weeks, or months. No matter what girl you like she will end up with someone else. Beware of the Cohen Curse.

Damn she got with someone else? You must have the Cohen Curse.

by Bruther Man August 1, 2022

Cupid's Curse

A person with Cupid's curse usually has no problem with people liking them but as soon as they catch feelings the same person who liked them first instantly looses feelings.

"Every time someone likes me and I feel the same they always loose feelings!"
"Dude you have Cupid's curse"

by Blaze woods November 7, 2022

Barren fool’s Curse

A woman that is attracted to only other women husband, thus being cursed as barren for her sins

“Don’t waste your time John, she only goes for the married ones. She has the barren fool’s curse, she’s cursed to never bear children “

by Aanemos November 7, 2022

The Eli Curse

The Eli Curse is when Eli chooses the team he will root for this year and that team then goes on to go to the superbowl and lose

You're rooting for the Dolphins? You know they have the Eli curse right?

by Bentassasin September 26, 2022

The Sam Cooper Curse

Put simply, if Sam bets on or has publicly voiced his support for any particular team that team will go on to lose – even against the odds! It is strategically recommended to fade Sam’s picks.

Man I wouldn’t have bet on TCU tonight if I knew Sam took them. The Sam Cooper Curse strikes again.

by Gogie January 9, 2023

The Historians Curse

After reading and imagining oneself in different era's, time's, etc the historian loses a sense of reality and literally, everything becomes relative. Human suffering isn't as bad as others across history have suffered. You borrow words, speech patterns, and mannerisms from other cultures in a different time. You find it hard to interact with people in present society as you present yourself as someone from the past you hold in esteem. You cannot escape the fruits of your own knowledge and are cursed to be a weird unknown thing. An amalgamation of unrelated things without any unifying idea to hold itself together, making it preposterous in the extreme.

Being affected by the Historians Curse the professor was seen as a lunatic as he constantly presented himself as knowing everything whilst acting like a 13th-century townsman looking for God amongst the dead.

by The cursed historian February 19, 2023

gone off courgette

When you leave a courgette out for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off courgette is mushy.

by Debskelly1985 March 4, 2023