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pussy crust kid 

when a kid listens to crust punk music and sits and whines about the enviorment all day long and never does anything about it and probably is also fuckin straight edge. they also claim to be really really hardcore and will "beat yer ass" but pussy's out in the last minute and also a crust kid is always standing around at crust and grindcore shows. they are also veggies and dont eat meat. they are also simular to grindcore kids
pussy crust kid:dude i hate pollution!
punk kid: then do something about it crust kid!
pussy crust kid:i don't feel like it
pussy crust kid by StzaCrack September 19, 2006
When you go to take a shit and you shit out a bunch of tiny little pellet shits.
Dude I just went to the bathroom to go take a shit and i just had clusty so bad.
Clusty by bboychen June 1, 2011
dissed, "burnt", busted, shot down in flames
The teacher put the smart-alec kid back in his place with a bitingly savage put-down. "Ah.... CRUSTED!" we cried out, laughing at him.
crusted by Ian James January 4, 2005
Same as owned, salted, pwned, etc.
- "I no scoped the shit of that noob on CoD..."
- "That dude got crusted"
Crusted by ShaD0wW June 16, 2010
It's a semi-ironic derivative of trve cvlt black metal where the guitar tone is so insanely distorted and compressed that only the highly trained ear can pick up the single notes, so it sounds crusty.
Also, the vocals tend to be pretty fucked up, like, imagine a weird hybrid between hardcore punk shouting and black metal shrieking.

Oh, and it occasionally has some power metal thrown into the mix, but it's so fucked up--i.e. the vocalist won't hit a single note correctly, the composition sounds so completely flat, and the melodies sound like clown music--that it is generally considered funny.
Guy A: "man, Darkthrone 's new sound is shit. I mean, not as in "the shit", no, I mean it's, like, really bad, man"
Guy B: "Yeah, didn't you watch Anthony Fantano 's review of it yet? Apparently, they call it crustcore now. The whole genre is one big mistake."
Function:
adjective
Etymology:
Middle English, from Gaelic 'maclaughlin'; akin to crystals, flakes, hardened butter

1. having a deposit of dried secretions or exudate ; especially : fragment, particle, scrap, chunk
2. a general feeling of ill-being, the doldrums
1. "It's so crunsty in this bed!"

2. Oh hello, how are you feeling today honey?
"Well you know, I'm feeling kind of crunsty."
Crunsty by The Math Debater April 1, 2009