CouchMonkey

A story that strings the audience along a long, long, long path with no punchline, esp. in discussion threads.

Rickroll of 2009.

See: http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=4228089&IDComment=48987239#c48987239

Don't read that post -- it's a CouchMonkey!

by schnoober February 23, 2009

fuck couch

to totally, completly, and utterly dominate something

"I'm going to fuck couch in Call of Duty 4"
"I saw that new Rambo movie last night...he fucked so much couch!"

by TNaes March 1, 2008

coucher

A woman with a nice body, specifically a nice posterior, but an ugly face. The term "coucher" is derived from the idea that one would want to fuck a woman like that while she was bent over a couch, so as to avoid looking at her bad parts.

See also butterface or butter face, bag job, brown bag special, and prawn.

"I saw that girl from across the room and she looked pretty hot, but when I got closer I realized she was a total coucher."

by captain shane September 20, 2005

Caught in the rain

When someone is going down on a man and they pull out whilst ejaculating, showering the giver in semen.

"Holy fuck, I can't believe I got caught in the rain last night with Ramsay."

by Easy Pickle August 14, 2017

Fuck your Couch

The ability to fuck a womens couch. The original "Fuck your Couch"

Richard Prior (live on the sunset strip). Rich hooks up with a playboy bunny and heads over to he apartment. When he arrives he is surprised at how nice the apartment is and says "Well If I Don't get to Fuck you I Can Always Fuck your Couch".

by pokerintheear September 11, 2010

Clough

Emma's and Hunter's definition of a dean.

That Dean is rough, tough, and clough!

by Emma February 16, 2003

ouchie on the couchie

Fucking or fingering a girl's vagina, causing her massive pain
Usually done on a couch (couchie)

I will give her ouchie on the couchie so she better back that thang up. She's a fine mutha fucker! Her vagina is nice and juicy.

by Ya Know July 29, 2003