by Giannii April 12, 2010

1. A classic method to gain knowledge or to kill time.
2. A phrase pseudo-intellectuals use to make opponent's arguments invalid.
2. A phrase pseudo-intellectuals use to make opponent's arguments invalid.
1. Old person: "I have too much of free time. I'll better read a book."
2. Joe: "Earth is round."
Some Dork: "OMG U R SO STUPID! ITS F-L-A-T!!! READ A BOOK!"
2. Joe: "Earth is round."
Some Dork: "OMG U R SO STUPID! ITS F-L-A-T!!! READ A BOOK!"
by ThuckFis9 December 7, 2017

A fine, lowkey sexy girl who’s obsessed with books and gives major wifey vibes. She's the type to spend her weekend deep in a novel but still knows how to turn heads when she steps out. She's soft-spoken but dangerous if you cross her — sweet like a poem, wild like a plot twist. Loves deep convos, candlelit reading nights, and might just annotate your heart if you let her.
She’s smart, loyal, a little crazy in the best way, and always has a book (or you) in her lap. The kind of girl who makes the library feel like the VIP section.
She’s smart, loyal, a little crazy in the best way, and always has a book (or you) in her lap. The kind of girl who makes the library feel like the VIP section.
by MikeyMetaa August 1, 2025

A large paper document in the office that has a short lifespan. The reason? Nowadays, as more offices go the "paperless" route, documents are scanned electronically and the originals discarded and shredded. Often, a "book" has several portions, each portion stapled, quite a nuisance to remove in order not to jam the electronic scanner.
I hate getting a book with a hundred staples in it---it's the bane of my existence at my office when I scan it in!
by pentozali October 16, 2012

by Unknownpostman October 7, 2021

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

When you get a bunch of pages with words on it and get a report of some sort to write about the words on the book. Just saying only nerds like them.
by Anonymous 000000000000001 March 28, 2019
