Alicia is a girl that is usually the coldest most ignorant person you’ll ever meet. Every girl named Alicia is destined to be that way. Just look at Every Tv character for example. None of them are worth it.
Alicia looks you up and down looking grossed out as if you’ve done something wrong. You don’t even know her nor she does you. But every day she gives you these glances that just trigger something in you.
Person 1: you know Alicia Right?
Person 2: Oh yeah- what about her?
Person 1: She’s always looking at me as if I killed her family. What’s her problem.
Person 2: I know right, i don’t know what her deal is. She always looks likes she has an egg in her ass and can’t get it out.
Person 1: hahah! For real!
Person 1: you know Alicia Right?
Person 2: Oh yeah- what about her?
Person 1: She’s always looking at me as if I killed her family. What’s her problem.
Person 2: I know right, i don’t know what her deal is. She always looks likes she has an egg in her ass and can’t get it out.
Person 1: hahah! For real!
by NIZCAXD October 30, 2023
Get the Alicia mug.When someone (typically a woman) in their peak, in terms of beauty, holds out on dating and/or sex with another person until they're significantly less desirable.
Example 1: Really dude? She had you in the friendzone for 10 years and now she's giving you a shot now that she's older, fatter, and got wrinkles? Don't let her Alexis Texas you.
Example 2: That girl never looked your way when she was 20 years old. Now 15 years later, here you are getting Alexis Texased.
Example 2: That girl never looked your way when she was 20 years old. Now 15 years later, here you are getting Alexis Texased.
by Super Wasian November 6, 2023
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Get the Alexising mug.Alexi The Spartan is a great warrior of the Greek Empire. He is strong enough that he can lift three times his own weight, and is small, light, and quick enough that he can vanquish any foe that dares disturb his honour.
Alexi The Spartan is all mighty and powerful, and you’ll often see a very faint, almost universe-made purple flame enveloping around him. This powerful effect is always most noticeable when he feels immense emotions such as rage, or when he subconsciously feels something else.
He is exceptionally, and naturally good at any and all video games, and can steel your girl any day from the sheer beauty and attractiveness that he was gifted with at birth. Anyone, both female and male, worship this powerful being with all intent to please him.
Alexi The Spartan is all mighty and powerful, and you’ll often see a very faint, almost universe-made purple flame enveloping around him. This powerful effect is always most noticeable when he feels immense emotions such as rage, or when he subconsciously feels something else.
He is exceptionally, and naturally good at any and all video games, and can steel your girl any day from the sheer beauty and attractiveness that he was gifted with at birth. Anyone, both female and male, worship this powerful being with all intent to please him.
Willer: “Did you hear about Alexi The Spartan?”
Arthur: “I ain’t heard of any such person.”
Willer: “Person? This great man is no ‘person’. He is the mere personification of power and greatness. You dare speak ill of him again and we’ll have something to say about it.”
Arthur: “We’ll?”
Willer: “Yes. 99.99% of life itself, plus the rest of they knew of his greatness.”
Arthur: “I ain’t heard of any such person.”
Willer: “Person? This great man is no ‘person’. He is the mere personification of power and greatness. You dare speak ill of him again and we’ll have something to say about it.”
Arthur: “We’ll?”
Willer: “Yes. 99.99% of life itself, plus the rest of they knew of his greatness.”
by Mr.Willer December 29, 2023
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by mybitchgotabodylikealphawhatsu December 30, 2023
Get the alexia mug.Following you around while talking incessantly, socially unaware of your lack of interest in his conversation
Stop Alexing me, bro. I clearly have things I need to get done and you just keep rambling on, following me from room to room.
by V…endetta January 4, 2024
Get the Alexing mug.Alexis lets you call her "Lexi" if you are friends. Once you are her friend, she will never leave you. She has the greatest sense of humor of all time. She's a grounding presence and she loves Jesus. She never judges anyone. She will beat up a boy for you if you've been wronged. She'll drive all night to get to you if you're having a rough week. Lexi is artistic and has some cool tattoos. She is going to learn Spanish and travel the whole world one day. If you are looking to date her, good luck, because she knows her worth and will not settle. She once dissected a stuffed animal dog in order to be able to easily chop off its head. She is best friends with Rebekah. She also believes macaroni and cheese is made by wolves. She is absolutely gorgeous, but she doesn't know it.
A: Hey, did Lexi really come all this way to see you?
B: Yeah, she is the most loyal bestie of all time. I told her my race wasn't that big a deal but she insisted on driving down.
Lexi is the most foine human being of all time. She is a literal studmuffin. She is a 2000/10. She is drop dead gorgeous.
A: Yo, who is that?
B: That is Alexis, don't even think about it bro, she is way outta your league.
B: Yeah, she is the most loyal bestie of all time. I told her my race wasn't that big a deal but she insisted on driving down.
Lexi is the most foine human being of all time. She is a literal studmuffin. She is a 2000/10. She is drop dead gorgeous.
A: Yo, who is that?
B: That is Alexis, don't even think about it bro, she is way outta your league.
by UrMomLuvsU January 11, 2024
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