willy lowman complex

a desire be well liked

guy 1: that guy is a total loser nobody likes him
guy 2: yea nobody likes him because he has a willy lowman complex

by qehdhavdgeg June 12, 2022

DON WILLY

Considered by many as the " Manitowoc Miracle Man". A Legend among Men. A man with a Rocket of an arm strapped with a massive Wrench while he has a Guile Grin on his face. A man that will Lambeau Leap his way to become DonnySmokes.

Hey Tiffany "Why are you walking so funny?" .... I went home with Don Willy last night

by Don Willy Fan Club February 07, 2020

one arm willie

Checking both earrings with one hand

Jennifer pulled a one arm willie at the bar cause she was holding her beer!

by Frannie&edgar March 06, 2014

Dirty Joe Willis

When you pin a female up against your wardrobe and subsequently snap your banjo in two, forcing the female to retreat to your hairless older brother.

"Hey Geoff! Why are you in pain?"
"I just gave Gina a Dirty Joe Willis last night!"
"Damn dude, you better get that seen to."

by Jack Willa October 21, 2020

West Virginia Willie

when one sticks his dick in the mason jar of moonshine then gives a "wet willie" with said, moonshine soaked dick, into someones ear.

Dude he just gave me a "West Virginia Willie!" Nasty!!

by Busch to my face October 09, 2020

willy bruises

Bruises left by a child stronger than a man and feels like being hit with a baseball bat

Met my girlfriends boy today, got my ass kicked by a 9 year old and left me some Willy bruises, little bastard!

by Dwreck November 14, 2018

Willy Wash

The mightiest of all blowjobs.
When you deepthroat a cock in its entirety.

Dude: "Can you give me a willy wash"
Girl: "ok"

by pythonbytes August 10, 2022