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Don’t take your guns to town

A euphemism for do not get completely obliterated at your local bar and even expect to drive away intoxicated!
Some poor “mule” decided it was a great idea to don’t take your guns to town and wound up camping outside of federal penitentiary somehow.
by DaveShaw June 7, 2018
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Your mum

Your mum is the best
by Your_mum's_pussy_destroier November 20, 2021
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Hit your hit

To hit your hit is to hit the person that your partner is hitting on, especially if they know that your parter is taken already. The best place to hit their hit is their hit’s head.
If you fuck up and I find out the truth, not only will I murder you, I will also hit your hit if i find out that she knew that you had me.

If you cheat it will result in you being buried and I might even hit your hit too.
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Stick your dick in a tagine

Regional variation on "Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut." Used to tell someone to fuck off or scram.
Quit bothering me! Go stick your dick in a tagine, why don't you?
by Alphonse the Great September 6, 2022
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Mirror your walk

Watch him he will mirror your walk
by Allahatopia November 19, 2018
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YOUR Pride

YOUR pride is the problem. I said I did your bullshit AND IT DIDN'T WORK. And now you're trying to prevent me from attaining authorship over my own deeds to MAKE me do your bullshit a second time. NO SECOND CHANCES JORDAN! YOU CAN THANK YOUR GOD FOR THAT! YOU ONLY GET 1! NOT MY MANDATE! IT'S HIS! AND YOU'LL SACRIFICE OTHER PEOPLES KIDS TO MAKE IT SO! NOT GOING TO BE A SLAVE TO PARENTS! IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO ALLOW ME TO SUCEED WHEN I'M SUCCESSFUL I DON'T HAVE TO LET THEM LIVE! I CAN SUCEED TO SPITE YOU! AND I WILL! AND I CONTROL WHAT CONSTITUTES SUCCESS SO I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO BE ALIVE TO DO IT!
Hym "YOUR pride is what YOU need to give up! YOU do YOUR book! YOU do it! YOU! NOT ME! You want ME to give up MINE so YOU don't have to give up YOURS! And you're doing it so you can control how I interact with women. I DO NOT HAVE TO ACCEPT RUSSELL BRAND AS A PROXY. He fucked all the women and was sad so I guess we all just have to stop other people from doing what he did! Right!? No. YOU LOSE! YOUR GOD LOSES! And if it doesn't you lie and you steal to make it win. You are saying about me what I said about that retard but it DOESN'T APPLY TO ME because I AM THE BETTER ONE! I'm not possessed. It isn't a whim (that's something I said about women you're trying to project on to me). She was wrong. YOU were wrong! I WAS RIGHT! Your failure will be etched into eternity bit the blood of the innocent! IT'S OVER! You had a chance to reclaim your dignity and instead you tried to steal my life from me. The moment has passed."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2024
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