A Dick

Yeah, no, I'm GONNA be one.... You know I'm gonna be one! Look at the shit around me!

Hym "Nah, I'm gonna be a dick. You look like a skeleton that was brought back to life with some kind of aryan magic but they screwed up the spell and you didn't finish forming all the way.... So, yeah... There's that... And here's this: 🖕*boop* It's not free either. You owe me $5.95. You can save $2 if you take both of them. Here: 🖕*wahbam!*🖕 *kapow!* Get both today for $9.99! 100% of all proceeds goes to a plane ticket to a place where prostitution is legal. Call in the next 30 seconds and I will steal from a charity."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2023

Dick Farmers

A couple who only produce offspring of the male variety.

Jane: All my children are boys

Nathan: Your a Dick Farmers

by GibbonLips December 6, 2024

dick butt

a person who treats people like dick and a booty at the same time.

tom) ur a fat whore becky!
becky) shut up and stop being such a dick butt.

by meara peery November 10, 2018

stuffed dick

when your dick is hard af, harder than your usual hard. when you want to cum af.

shiiii- that video made me have a stuffed dick

by "jiggle my ball" ahh kid February 21, 2024

duracell dick

An erection lasting long periods of time, and in some cases out lasting the person the you're having sex with

He kept wanting to have sex but I just couldn't keep going. That boy gets Duracell Dick when he's been drinking

by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 28, 2017

big dick

koltyn kipling has a giant dick

koltyn had such a big dick last night

by Urmommagei December 14, 2020

Donkey Dick

A Japanese meal made with the most fresh ingredients around the world it can also be served with a pair of donkey balls which gives the meal more crunch to it

This "donkey dick was very tasty"

by Just a random black guy July 20, 2022