Minigun Dick

To uncontrollably shoot your load at rapid speeds in multiple directions, almost mimicking a minigun.

"Man, I fucked Jenny last night and that filby said I had a minigun dick!"

by Peacuck May 28, 2018

Dick jam

A game where you slap your penis against your abdomen as hard as possible. Or you slap it upwards and shred paper or sea weed.

Man, I'm going to be the next Dick Jam gold medalist!

by dickjam#1 September 11, 2016

Ding Dong Dick

The timeline of a male's penis as he grows up.

Alright everyone, today in health class we will cover male puberty. Now, the process of penis growth goes ding dong dick; ding referring to before puberty, dong referring to midway through puberty, and finally arriving at dick once the male is roughly 20 years old.

by Badass Honeybadger February 18, 2022

The Portuguese Dick Trap

The Portuguese Dick Trap occurs when a small Portuguese woman called "Justa" seduces a man and she uses her ancient power to tighten around his dick, taking control of his mind and making him a slave until she takes his dick out.

Dude! Tyrone got taken by the Portuguese Dick Trap!

by BeanieBitch October 5, 2020

vacation dick

A dick so large that you have to take breaks between receiving it's "huge" satisfaction.

Carry: Hey how was John last night
Mary: I can't even take that vacation dick for one session. I'm gonna need a break

by Smalldicksally June 16, 2016

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 12, 2025

small-dick-energy

a word used to describe someone who give's a vibe of someone with a small dick.

eyali? yeah eyali has a small dick, how do i know? just look at the small-dick-energy he's giving.

by woolspeet February 2, 2024