visitor shit

a shit you take when visiting a club or friend where you face the wall and so make a biggg mess that needs to be cleaned or it'll stink like hell

dude : "holy crap what happened to my toilet !?!"
dude 2 : "ye doug took a visitor shit when he was wrecked"

by mr eudcation December 31, 2008

Shit log

Someone who'd always talking shit, spreading rumors, and anything along the lines of gossiping.

"Bella is always talking about how annoying Taylor is" Susan said
"Yeah, Bella is such a shit log" Linda said

by Lumine Lover March 27, 2018

Pigeon shit

When a disc golfer shows up to the course intoxicated from whiskey and marijuana. This golfer usually shoots the worst score and walks around with his lip dragging on the ground. He also wears boots covered in bird shit and falls off the tee boxes because he is so drunk!

Did you guys see that pigeon shit yesterday?

by Give me a beer in the c shop August 26, 2021

Posh Shit

When someone pees on the toilet seat, so you wipe it off and flush it and then put toilet paper around the toilet seat.

It is also used to not feel the coldness of a toilet seat.

I took a posh shit earlier

by IThinkImYourDad January 16, 2021

shit faced bitch

another name for an annoying girl with a brown birthmark on her face

jayden: look, it’s the shit faced bitch

by shaq biatch November 03, 2019

shit im gonna run out of battery

what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit

jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"

by grpo January 30, 2025

Gali Shit

Referring to anything a wild Ukrainian specimen found in the south of the United Kingdom only known as Gali posts online specifically on the popular PC and Mobile application "Discord".

Gali Shit can range from anything as simple as a decade old YouTube video to a TikTok cartel beheading video.

if its out of pocket and overly stupid it's Gali Shit.

Person 1: What the fuck did dave just post in general ?

Person 2: oh thats just pure Gali Shit.

by Datboiduck January 01, 2024