about to beat my shit

Bouta choke the chicken

Friend 1: “I’m about to beat my shit”
Friend 2: “can I join?”

by Chokingmychicken1358 January 16, 2025

Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.

For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.

by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022

shit crazies

When your wild-eyed cat starts going insane, tear-assing around the house because he has to take a dump. After about ten minutes of this, he will then run towards the litter box, and come back into the room all calm and serene.

"Hah!! Peter Fucking Steele has the shit crazies! Looks like the little guy has a growler at the back door!"

by Adele Phytler March 3, 2016

shit in the bin

shit in the bin.. its not good its shit

yo bruv what weed you got in. man i got haze yaknow its peng naaa bruv manz after the chedda, haze is shit in the bin blud

by mmrree December 12, 2017

Shit dick

When one’s penis emits an odor reminiscent of fecal matter upon its exposure

“Oh ____ must be getting changed, it smells like shit dick in here”
“Did you just shit your pants or is your dick out?”

by Robbie_weit July 9, 2019

Shit-stick

When a place/item that’s supposed to be a luxury, gets extremely disheveled, and worn down

“The hotel had been left for so long, it practically became a Shit-stick”

by REyoyER March 21, 2020

Shit Pincher

Another word for butthole. Usually it could be used in a more aggressive manor.

“Bro you smell like ass, do you even clean your shit pincher?”

by Knifemaster1000 June 27, 2021