Shit

Something Amber Hurd does on Johnny Depp's bed.

Johnny- Amber did you just take a shit on my bed?
Amber- It was the dog

by Mandaa July 6, 2022

Cum shits

When the shit feels so good that you ejaculate

Dude I just had a shit that felt so good I came
Oh yeah, you had the cum shits!

by weasdrgbh September 6, 2022

pussman shit

The funniest, stupidest, coolest, smartest, and sketchiest shit that can ever be done.

Steve: I just busted my car I went into the ditch to get the good parking spot

Ben: damn bro that's some pussman shit!!

by Flexxxinn June 30, 2016

shit

otherly then poop

person 1: I need to shit.
person 2: then go shit you dummy.

by I love me;) May 7, 2024

Blow my shit

When something annoys, aggravates, disturbs or gets on your nerves or ruins your good mood.

Past Tense: Blew my shit
Present Tense: Blowing my shit
Alternate: Blowin mine

He just wouldn't get off my case about it and just shut up like for real all he do is *blow my shit*

Bruh my moms just wouldnt stop blowing up my phone while I'm at my boy house she really *blowin mine* right now

by xYsoCereal January 16, 2025

aw shit here we go again

Main character CJ (SAN ANDREAS) says these famous MEME words

when your friend tells you something all over again
AW SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN

by MR -_- WHY? February 22, 2024

Shirt off shit

When you take a shit and it becomes so intense that you have to remove your shirt for air.

Okay I’m back guys I just had to take the most agonizing shirt off shit ever. That toilet is finished.

by Doshiku August 1, 2025