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your ceaser salad is devine 

a way of congratulating a person after satisfying rim job with deep tongue penetration.
Mrs. Robertson, your ceaser salad is devine

Your mom 

A. the person who raised you

B. The person who left you on the door step of the orphanage

C. My drug dealer

D. The most clevor come back of all time...(sarcasm)
Can you ask your mom if she has my cocaine that I need to buy

your mom 

A comeback that makes absolutely no sense at all. Often used by people who are about to get proven wrong and don't want to look like a complete idiot. Sometimes even used for literally no reason at all.
idiot: Why would Disney cancel Adventure Time?!
intelligent dude: First off, it isn't cancelled. Second, Adventure Time is on Cartoon Network.
idiot: YOURMOM IS ON CARTOON NETWORK!!!!!!!!!SFDJVHOAWI

guy 1: Hey man, how's it going?
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Uh, what?
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Dude, shut up.
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Dude, quit it!
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1 : I AM GOING TO SNAP YOUR NECK!!
guy 2: Your mom.
your mom by bizzenboom April 28, 2014

Your Mom 

The word for answering some questions.
But make sure not to say "WHAT are we doing today?" Because someone can answer " I said WHAT not WHO."
Q. Who are we doing today? A. Your Mom/Mother/The female version of the parent.
Your Mom by AssBurgers789 April 7, 2015

Your mother

Hey LeBron you suck, what are you doing
Your mother
Your mother by Thai-Jun August 14, 2015

your mom 

What every 12yr old says to every question you ask them.
Person 1: wuts up biches

12 year old: Your Mom. (Laugh)
your mom by SuDUCKtion December 28, 2015