whale's vagina

An exceptionally huge and loose vagina, usually made so by the repeated pounding of many male visitors. It is sometimes such a severe medical condition that the woman loses usefulness when she is finally no longer able to bring a man to orgasm. This condition is a sore side-effect of being a dirty whore. See also itchy vagina, diseased vagina, smelly vagina, STD collector, dirty vagina, putrid vagina.

Ashley informed all her friends that her one-night-stand Tim had an tiny penis when actually she had a slutty whale's vagina.

by jgreeter March 22, 2007

Vagina Amnesia

When a girl swears that her current sexual partner is a Sex God in comparison to the last. She'll claim that the last guy couldn't do it for her, but she used to call him a Sex God. It's like she forgets how good it supposedly was before.

Every time there's a new guy she swears the sex is the best of her life, and that the guy before couldn't compare. But that's what she said about the LAST guy. Does she have like Vagina Amnesia, or something!? Does she forget how good it was before???

by Vagina Amnesia November 14, 2011

vagina-mom

A woman in a lesbian relationship who is the actual birth-mother of the couple's child.

Woman #1: "Bye sweetie!"
Child: "Bye mom!"
Woman #2: "Bye honey!"
Child: "Bye mom!"

Bystander #1: "Wait, who was the second woman?!"
Bystander #2: "The kid's vagina-mom."

by tangybutnice August 24, 2009

Vagina Poo

The shit that comes outa your vag

bro did something come out your vag last night?
ya vagina poo

by Brett Milla May 24, 2009

Vagina Chin

A chin that is shaped like a woman's vagina, what else?

"Dude! That guy has a Vagina Chin!"

Alister's Vagina Chin had hair growing on it's edges.

by Bob the girl rapist September 25, 2010

vagina wagon

An affectionate term coined by me and my mates to refer to my lime green VW type 2 hippy van. Used for cruising around with your girl and getting laid in.

I took the vagina wagon out for a spin last night...

by Shroomfield June 12, 2008

Vagina Raptor

A girl who is on her period and very, very cranky.

Mary- "Are you going to look for a job today, or just sit on the couch smoking pot and playing video games?"

Bill- "You're being a real vagina raptor today, bitch."

by rodroachford May 3, 2011