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Chode

A lil helper who wears lil holsters
Bro look at that lil chode over there in his lil holsters
by Char7 March 18, 2022
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Chode

a minuscule penis, so small it looks like it could belong to an alien
“I was thinking about hanging out with Sam”
“Sam has a chode, it’s scary!”
by wehatechodes March 19, 2022
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chode jockey

A jokey of chode; one who rides chodes for a living; professional chode rider.

A person who likes to ride dick can be male or female.

Someone extremely obsessed with the chode
Did you see that chode jockey over there?
You are being a real chode jockey right now.

That hooker really knew how to take a dick, a real chode jockey .
Why are you such a chode jockey bro?
by Schlong Dong Silver March 20, 2022
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chode a lay hey who

The native call of Chode Island. Like a yodel but more chode; Chodel. One must be well versed in the way of the chode to use it
They chodelist let out his mating call… Chode a lay hey who. And just like that Chodey Foster appeared out of thin air.
by Schlong Dong Silver March 20, 2022
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Chodeing

The art of doing absolutely nothing for the entire day on a bed or couch, without worry of uncompleted tasks or prior obligations.
“Sorry Jerry, I'm not going to make it today. I feel like chodeing."
“Bombay has been chodeing all day!"
Partner: "what are we doing today?"
You: "we're chodeing"
by WBProdigy March 20, 2022
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Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long. Kinda like a pancake
I heard from Chelsea that John has a Chode!!!
by Lil Zee 240 March 23, 2022
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Chode

A dick that’s short and wide. Can also be used to call someone names.
"Holy fuck bro, you have a chode"
"Shut up, you chode"
by Mighty wise man December 28, 2020
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