when a man and woman are in bed. The man farts then puts the sheets over the girls head so she only breaths in farts. Than you put ur weeny in her mouth so she can only breath in her nose. Then you finish up and then eat yummy muffins.
by Mandizzler aka mandac May 9, 2008
Get the Dutch muffinmug. by Papa Cox March 4, 2009
Get the Black Muffinmug. A child wearing a North Face puffa jacket, carpenter jeans, and Timberlands. See also: Corn-muffin: An attractive tourist from the Midwest.
by Anonymous March 10, 2003
Get the thug muffinmug. This is when every girl you meet calls you "babe". Babe Muffin is basically one step below stud muffin. The reason youre a babe muffin and not a stud muffin is because you have the most adorable/cutest face a girl could imagine BUT youre missing certain requirements to be a stud
1. At least taller than 5 10 but shorter than 6 4
2. You dont spend 3 hours a day at the gym
Sadly missing these 2 requirements will put in FRIEND ZONE LOCKDOWN for the rest of your life unless youre at a party...but even then you could get friend zoned so make sure theyre really wasted before saying hello!
1. At least taller than 5 10 but shorter than 6 4
2. You dont spend 3 hours a day at the gym
Sadly missing these 2 requirements will put in FRIEND ZONE LOCKDOWN for the rest of your life unless youre at a party...but even then you could get friend zoned so make sure theyre really wasted before saying hello!
Girl 1: OmG have you met blake?
Girl 2: OmG hes such a babe muffin, has the cutest face like ever
Girl 1: omg i know right lets invite him to a slumber party and well watch the notebook. the notebook just came out on blu-ray so itll be like so much better!
Girl 2: the notebook? even better than before? no fucking way girl, get out!!! okay okay ill do it.
Girl 2: OmG hes such a babe muffin, has the cutest face like ever
Girl 1: omg i know right lets invite him to a slumber party and well watch the notebook. the notebook just came out on blu-ray so itll be like so much better!
Girl 2: the notebook? even better than before? no fucking way girl, get out!!! okay okay ill do it.
by 100percentBEAST April 1, 2013
Get the Babe Muffinmug. by dogfaceskank March 29, 2015
Get the thug muffinmug. by kinky fucker June 13, 2007
Get the muddy muffinmug. Someone who thinks they know everything about everyone, when they actually dont. They usually start a fight over it or say it just to make you mad. Also known as a Know it all
That gurl over der id one funky muffin! She be gettin up in muh face yesturdayh and i was like gurl please!
by GuppyTiger April 10, 2011
Get the Funky Muffinmug.