true story no fiction

The absolute most honest you can be in any situation.

-I just ran like 10 miles

-You're lying
-Man I swear True story no fiction

by protokiddo January 13, 2014

goat story

When someone loses miserably in an argument

Me and Jeff and he ended up telling a total goat story.

by dani_bear99 March 30, 2015

Alan Story

A story with no meaning, purpose or direction; often left out to dry. Usually very short; completed within one run-on sentence of 50-100 words or less. Punctuation is optional.

Alan: "Hey, so I was watching Jay Leno last night and he had a black chef on named chef G!"

Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."

by Derog June 26, 2015

Kentucky Stir Stick

The act of stirring a drink with a penis.

"Dude, don't drink that. He just gave you a Kentucky Stir Stick!!"

by starfoxxx October 28, 2015

alaskan story

A story told by the same person again and again, but told so many different ways everyone wonders what the true version is.

She is telling another one of her Alaska stories. I wonder how it will end this time.

Jew and her alaskan story is all over the place.

by alaskanbadass December 17, 2015

Shit Story Syndrome

The perpetual tendency to tell bad stories. There is always one person in a group who rambles about some bullshit that happened in their boring life, completely oblivious to the disinterest of those around. Those unlucky enough to be recipients of the seemingly endless Verbal Diarrhea are forced to cough up an occasional polite 'Mm-hmm' and 'Interesting'.

Severe cases of Shit Story Syndrome result in prolonged uncomfortable silences, quick change of topic, and the infamous 'cool story bro'.

'I don't think I can withstand a long coach journey with Sarah, her stories are just awful and I won't have the stamina to pretend to enjoy them for eight hours straight.'

'Yeah, she has Shit Story Syndrome.'

by Alkjjhhg May 27, 2016

Rico story

A slang term in the late 1980's, nowadays call it "Netflix and chill"
Usually given from boy to girl or girl to boy, asking them for sexual inter course, or if they are texting, nudes.

"Rico story?"
"Damn I thought you'd never ask"

by Laughingmkay June 28, 2016