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Russian Army 

The most powerful urban military in the world. Hiding in the shadows of your neighbors backyard.
Once you've targeted you can never get back.
The Russian Army is coming for you watch out!
Russian Army by Feminist12 June 22, 2018

fish and chips with russian dressing 

The classic fish and chips with russian dressing requires at least three people, one of which must be a woman on her period, and one of which must be a man. The man penetrates the bleeding woman (this would be the fish and chips) and upon orgasm completes the preparation of the russian dressing, i.e. semen mixed with menstrual blood. The third person simply laps everything up from below. While the gender of the third person is irrelevant, their presence is necessary because it's only an FnC with RD if someone is eating it.
Man: I heard Napoleon was all about the fish and chips with russian dressing.

Woman: Oh word?

Russian Vacum

a sexual act, when a guy and a girl are having sex, and the guy makes the girl like his butt whole, and he farts in her mouth.
Dude, last night, i pulled out the Russian Vacum on Kristin, it was awesome!
Russian Vacum by steevieweevie March 17, 2009
The one country in the world where we can conspire against the USA in freedom!!
DOWN WITH CAPITALISM!!

Progress of Communism!!
Russia is cold...
Russia by nz555 December 10, 2010

Russian Promise 

The act of saying one thing, which puts everyone at ease, then doing the exact opposite of what you propose. It's kind of like a crazy Ivan.
Ivan: Anna, if you go to bed with me, I promise to respect you in the morning.

Anna: Really, I love you so much.

Ivan at 6AM: Get out bitch, here's cab fare. I gave you a Russian Promise last night.
Russian Promise by Commissar Black October 14, 2008

wicked russian 

(a)someone who is damn good at something
(b)something that is really cool
Howly feces, that was a wicked russian explosion! OR dayum, that guy is wicked russian when he is on crack.
wicked russian by Al Denso June 1, 2005